Things to do in Baltimore this week 3/13/17

I don’t know about you guys but I am getting really tired of the back and forth with this weather.  I just got back from the store in preparation for the expected snowfall.  While everyone else was buying bread and milk I was stocking up on S’mores supplies. Being from the Midwest, the prediction of snow does not throw me into a survivalist frenzy.  I really hate snow so lets hope it doesn’t actually happen.  Nothing is worse than getting snowed in and missing out on all the fun happenings going on in Baltimore this week!

Monday, March 13

Writing for Change: Advocacy Happy Hour
6PM – 8PM
Modern Cook Shop
901 South Wolfe Street (at Thames Street), Baltimore
Join us for a social happy hour in Fells Point as we write postcards to our representatives in the state house, pressing them to act on behalf of the most vulnerable in our community. Several bills before the State Legislature stand to better the lives of Marylanders in need, but they need your vocal support to rise to the top of our legislators’ agenda before the session ends in April. The Catholic Charities Social Concerns team will help identify key bills and legislators that will need a push in the closing weeks of the session, as well as providing context for how these efforts could change the lives of the people served by Catholic Charities across the state. Bills we are watching include legislation on paid sick leave, EITC, child support payments, and reforms to the bail system. If you have blank postcards you would like to use, feel free to bring them! For questions and to RSVP, please email jkolanki@cc-md.org.

Teavolve’s Open Mic w. Boonelight Dynamo
7PM – 10PM
Teavolve Cafe & Lounge
1401 Aliceanna St, Baltimore
The Teavolve Open Mic’s been running for about 10 years in Harbor East, Baltimore – signup from 6-7, performances from 7-10pm – “family friendly”, 2 pieces / 10 minutes whichever’s shorter, no amps or drumkits. Tonight we have fabulous featured artist Daniel Lee‘s Boonelight Dynamo in the house.This might scratch your “I lost Prince last year itch”. No, this isn’t hyperbole for either his guitar playing OR his voice.

What’s Going On? Table Talk
7PM – 8:30PM
The Motor House
120 W North Ave, Baltimore
Hot on the heels of the “What’s Going On?” SOLD OUT performances at Baltimore Theatre Project … Join the Public Justice Center, Vincent Thomas and Joe Reinsel for this #JustArts community workshop to examine ‘hot topics’ in a collaborative space that encourages verbal dialogue and explores physical dialogue. Participants discuss, move, listen, and speak truths about the selected topic(s) facing their community. Spread the word.

Mondo Underground – “Bloody Monster” AKA German Movie We Dubbed
7PM – 10PM
Mondo Baltimore
12 W North Ave, Baltimore
A year or so ago, Mondo Baltimore’s favorite composer, Paul Joyce was recruited by German filmmaker, Markus Wimberger, to produce an English dub of his film, Bloody Monster. The film features the voice talents of a bevy of Mondo regulars, who had a ton of fun with it! As usual, it’s FREE with Karaoke afterwards…
7PM – Shlocktoberfest! – A clip show of cheesy German music videos and more!
8PM – Bloody Monster – An elite special forces group takes on an unspeakable terror in the German countryside.

Tight Fright, Blood Mist, and Infinite Pizza at Metro Gallery
8PM – 12AM
Metro Gallery
1700 N Charles St, Baltimore
Tight Fright (NY)
BLOOD MIST
Infinite Pizza
Buy Tickets Here

Tuesday, March 14

Pi(e) Day
10AM – 2PM
Maryland Science Center
601 Light St, Baltimore
Join us on March 14, or 3.14, as we slice into some Pi(e) Day activities! Pi(e) Day is a celebration of the mathematical constant Pi, a number used to calculate the circumference of a circle, and a celebration of the sweet, circular baked dessert! Help us build a lengthy Pi chain as we string the digits of Pi along the main staircase. Take a chance at getting Pi(ed) in the face during the Pi Roulette. Gather round as we drop pie tins full of funky fillings off the roof to see which makes the biggest splat. Show off your sweet hula hooping skills with local experts from Baltimore Hoop Love—we’re celebrating all things round on 3.14! Dangerously Delicious Pies will even be donating pies for the party (a free slice for all attendees!). Make sure to save a little room for the pie eating contest, though, because the winner goes home with a free pie from Dangerously Delicious Pies!  All activities are free with paid admission and free for members. Pie samples are free while supplies last, one per person.

Enoch Pratt Free Library Public Astronomy Night; MICA Edition
5:30PM – 7PM
Enoch Pratt Free Library
400 Cathedral St, Baltimore
This month, we will have Laurence Arcadias with us. Laurence is the chair of the Animation Department at The Maryland Institute College of Art (MICA). Ever year, Laurence works alongside Dr. Robin Corbet to develop animations based on research gathered from NASA’s Fermi Satellite. Student groups explore a range of research material including binary stars, Fermi Bubbles, dark matter, and satellite junk. They then develop their project under the guidance and feedback of NASA scientists. To view the students work, please visit: https://vimeo.com/94023644. Please come to this months event to hear from Ms. Arcadias herself! We can’t wait to look up with you.

Carnivore’s Delight – Meet the Butcher Demo & Dinner
6PM – 7:30PM
Sotto Sopra Restaurant
405 N Charles St, Baltimore
We hope you carnivores can join us for a very special evening, exclusive with only 25 seats to be had. Grab your spot for an evening with the founder of Fells Point Meats, Erik Oosterwijk, who will inform you on various trending cuts of meats and his favorites. We will grill the meats for all to enjoy, I’ll throw in a couple glasses of wine – no one will walk away hungry that is for sure. $50 per person includes class, meat sampling & a couple glasses of wine. Reservations 410 625 0534.

An Evening with Thomas Dolby
6PM – 8PM
Evergreen Museum & Library, Johns Hopkins University
4545 N Charles St, Baltimore
Thomas Dolby has spent his career at the intersection of music and technology. “The Speed of Sound,” Dolby’s new memoir, is the remarkable story of his rise to the top of the music charts, a second act as a tech pioneer, and the sustaining power of creativity and art. Join the Friends of the Libraries for a book talk and reception with the author.  This event is free, but registration is requested. E-mail libraryfriends@jhu.edu

Meditate in Hampden/Woodberry Every Tuesday
6PM – 7PM
Itineris
2050 Rockrose Ave, Baltimore
The benefits of meditation are vast. A regular practice can help you increase focus and concentration, sleep better, feel more alert, create healthier relationships, lower blood pressure, reduce anxiety, stress and depression, and find a deeper sense of happiness and well-being. Join certified Ayurvedic practitioner and meditation teacher Susan Weis-Bohlen to learn the art of meditation and begin to experience the incredible benefits yourself. Anyone can meditate. You don’t need to clear your mind of thoughts, you just need the techniques to work with your thoughts to effortlessly enter deeper states of consciousness, where true stillness and healing can be found.

Pints & Prints
6PM – 8PM
The Point In Fells
1738 Thames Street, Baltimore
Carving and booze = living on the edge. Grab a cold one and learn from Baltimore master hand carved print maker, Lorraine Imwold how to create your own carved masterpiece. You will be give your own kit that includes a rubber carving block, sketch paper, paint, paper, and carving tools. (some supplies are only yours for the evening). From sketch to print Lorraine will walk you through the process of becoming a master. Ages 13+ welcome (17 and under with accompanying adult only). $25 Pre Sale, $30 At The Door – number of kits is limited. Happy Hour 1/2 Off Menu 6-7pm.

Manor Hill Hidden Hopyard Release Party!
6PM – 9PM
The Brass Tap at The Fitzgerald
1205 West Mt. Royal Avenue, Baltimore
Join us for the Baltimore exclusive release of Manor Hill Brewing‘s Hidden Hopyard #7. A brew that’ll will knock your socks off! Hidden Hopyard 7 on display: an 8.6% Imperial IPA loaded with Amarillo, Motueka, and Citra hops in the kettle and dry-hop. We include both a British Lager Malt and Torrified Wheat. The final product displays notes of lime zest in the nose with tropical fruit flavors and a moderately dry finish. Other Manor Hill brews will be on tap and lot’s of fun and giveaways. Brewery reps will be at The Tap to help launch the fun!

Grounded: A Direct Electrical Connection to the Earth
6PM – 9PM
Terra Cafe Bmore
101 E 25th St, Baltimore
What is it that connects us with the Earth? When do we feel most human? How do we orbit around the universe, move around the world, connect with other people? Every month during our residency, we are featuring a stellar artist/performance for inspirational storytelling, the best open mic-ers, and the atmosphere of Charles Village staple Terra Cafe 2.0, evolved for more and better community building!  $10 performance lovers. $5 performers. Reserve your space, as seating is limited!

Open Studio March Edition!
6:30PM – 8:30PM
Local Color Flowers
3100 Brentwood ave, Baltimore
Come and play at our next Open Studio, March Edition! Many of our favorite springtime flowers will be out in full force.  Don’t you want to get your hands on them??! Open Studio is a chance to come design a beautiful flower arrangement to take home using flowers, vases and tools provided by Local Color Flowers. This is NOT a formal class. This is time for self directed design with some coaching from our designers if necessary. Adults only please! At Open Studio you’ll have the option to design either a $30 wrapped bouquet (perfect if you have a vase at home) OR a $30 small vase arrangement OR a $50 medium vase arrangement. You can also bring your own vase along and design in that! (pricing subject to vase size). No need to RSVP! Just show up! Friends, lovers, wine and snacks -are all welcome! Please email carling@locoflo.com with any further questions.

Rites of Spring w Copper & Kings
7PM – 1AM
Rye Fells Point
1639 Thames St, Baltimore
Our friends at Copper & Kings will be on hand on Tuesday, March 14th, showcasing awesome brandy & absinthe. Free tastings provided. We’ll also be mixing up a spring forward cocktail menu, with an industry “happy hour” beginning at 10p.  We look forward to hosting you!

Writers & Words, March Reading
7PM – 9PM
Charmington’s
2601 N Howard St, Baltimore
This has been a weird winter. If you can even call it winter. More like a cool spring? We don’t know. We can’t parse it either. But, after our “winter” break, W&W wants to let the sunshine in our souls. By that, we mean bring the dopest of all writers to Charmington’s to speak some words. Let the sunshine in, ya’ll. Let the sunshine in. Our readers for March are: Alex Hacker, Wallace Lane, Jennifer Lee and Terri Steel. Come out, buy food and coffee, hear words, let the sunshine in. Thank you to Charmington’s, for always being wonderful hosts, and for making wonderful sandwiches and coffee.

Paolo Scavino Wine Dinner
7PM – 10PM
Cinghiale: Salumeria – Enoteca – Osteria
822 Lancaster St, Baltimore
Join us for a Paolo Scavino Wine Dinner with special guest Riccardo Sgarra, Scavino Sommelier & Ambassador. The evening will include a luxurious menu inspired by the amazing wines of the Paolo Scavino estate. Tickets are priced at $139 per person inclusive of tax and gratuity. If you would like to reserve a seat, please call us at (410) 547-8282.

Conservatory Night
7:30PM – 8:30PM
Single Carrot Theatre
2600 N Howard St, Baltimore
We’re back! After a few weeks off, Fractal will bring some premise-based goodness to SCT along with a special project from BIG. Just $5 for some fun improv!
Buy Tickets Here

Jacuzzi Boys w/ The Lushpockets and The Flying Faders
7:30PM – 11:30PM
Metro Gallery
1700 N Charles St, Baltimore
Jacuzzi Boys
The Lushpockets
The Flying Faders
Buy Tickets Here

The Best of Flavor and Fragrance
7:30PM – 9PM
Cylburn Arboretum Association
4915 Greenspring Ave, Baltimore
Have you ever wondered which oregano has the best flavor or which lavender would be the best for a small hedge? It can be quite confusing since oregano refers to a flavor and not an actual plant, as well as the fact that many herbs hybridize and produce offspring with all kinds of variations. This talk will focus on the superior selections/varieties/cultivars of herbs and fragrant plants to grow for specific uses, whether for harvest or garden beauty.
Holly Shimizu is a nationally recognized horticulturist with a rich background in public gardens. Lecture hosted by the Horticultural Society of Maryland.

3-Course Guinness Dinner by Chef Pedro Flores
8PM – 10PM
The James Joyce Irish Pub & Restaurant
616 President St, Baltimore
The James Joyce Pub invites you to our 3-Course Guinness Dinner prepared by Chef Pedro Flores. View the menu PDF or on our website. $39.95/person. Please call for reservations: (410) 727-5107

Tuesday Trivia
8PM – 10PM
Frank & Nic’s West End Grille
511 W Pratt St, Baltimore
Frank & Nic’s & Charm City Trivia night! Win prizes including gift cards, Frank & Nic’s Shwag, and more!! Taco Tuesday specials all day!

NUNS, Hometown Girl, LEEDS, High School Superstars
8PM – 11PM
Joe Squared
33 W North Ave, Baltimore
Hometown Girl: https://hometowngirl.bandcamp.com/ 2 piece heavy punk
NUNS: https://nunsnunsnuns.bandcamp.com/ glitch rock
LEEDS: http://leedsrocksusa.bandcamp.com/ Pirate Metal/Hard Rock
High School Superstars: collective emo hardcore

Friends Records at Idle Hour : DJ Brandon Carlo & DJ Shields
8PM – 12AM
Idle Hour
201 E Fort Ave, Baltimore
As Friends Records continues our time at Idle Hour, the second tuesday of every month, we start to think more and more of who we want to see DJ these chill parties. This month is going to be extra special as we are pairing together former band members DJ Brandon Carlo and DJ Shields. Brandon and Mike used to be in Sri Aurobindo together. Sri Aurobindo’s “Cave Painting” was one of the original 3 Friends records. We would later go on to put out a 7″ by them (FR009 Eyes/No Coincedence) and their final album posthumously, “Psychic Process”. It will be great to get them back together in the same room making music, even if it is just DJing other peoples music =) As always, this is a vinyl only event. It is FREE to the public and we are inviting EVERYONE down to Idle Hour to come chill, listen to some great songs and talk about the past, present and future.

NBA Jamband Tournament at Wet City
7PM – 12AM
Wet City
223 W Chase St, Baltimore
Join us at Wet City for the NBA Jamband Tournament and release of our new double IPA, Wook.

Wednesday, March 15

Urbanites March for the Animals Fundraiser
5:30PM – 7:30PM
Five and Dime Ale House
901 W 36th St, Baltimore
Michael-Anne “Mickey” Gomez has over 20 years of professional experience in the nonprofit sector. Her training audiences range from local to national on topics from volunteer trends to nonprofit use of technology to engaging volunteers in disaster. She enjoys writing, drawing, singing and spending time with her intrepid rescue hound, Shiloh. All proceeds from the event will go towards this year’s March for the Animals. We hope you can join us for this fun and informative evening, but we ask kindly ask that you leave your pets at home.
TICKETS: 2 drink tickets included. Light refreshments also provided.
Member: $20, Non-Member $25

The Warriors at The Senator
8PM – 10PM
The Senator Theatre
5904 York Rd, Baltimore
All right now, for all you boppers out there in the big city, all you street people with an ear for the action…A Film by Walter Hill, The Warriors (R). Starring: Michael Beck, James Remar, Dorsey Wright, Brian Tyler, David Harris, Tom McKitterick, Deborah Van Valkenburgh and David Patrick Kelly. In the near future, a charismatic leader summons the street gangs of New York City in a bid to take it over. When he is killed, The Warriors are falsely blamed and now must fight their way home while every other gang is hunting them down.
Buy Tickers Here

March Madness Brew Bracket Beer Bingo
7:30PM – 11:30PM
The Chasseur
3328 Foster Ave, Baltimore
March Madness Pairing Party & Beer Bingo is back!  All Drafts during the event from 6pm – 10pm are just $3.50! Join us as we host our 4th Annual March Madness Brew Bracket pairing party! What does that entail, you ask? Let us fill you in…. We’ve conjured up our very own version of a bracket for theupcoming March Madness games! Beers will be paired with each of the 16 seeds. Each time a seed takes the court their paired counterparts will be offered at deeply discounted prices!
◦Each one of the 16 seeds will be paired at random with a beer from each of the brewers listed below before each round of bingo!
◦Any time a brews “seed” number is playing, those beers will go on special for their discounted price!
To make things even more interesting, Legends Limited Beer Distributing will be here to host our most requested bar game: Beer Bingo! Winners from each round will receive prizes and giveaways from one of the 16 breweries that we’ve chosen for our March Madness Brew Bracket!

Flatfoot 56 – at Ottobar
7:30PM – 11PM
Ottobar
2549 N Howard St, Baltimore
Pre-St Patrick’s Day party w/ Flatfoot 56!  Special guests: Ninety Six Ghosts, Dead End Lane, & Last Call Hooligans
Buy Tickets Here

Create Connect Conquer
7PM – 9:30PM
Hotel RL Baltimore Inner Harbor by Red Lion
207 E Redwood St, Baltimore
Artists Compound & Present 10’s Presents: Create Connect Conquer a night of creative exploration and revelry. Artist reception, spoken word, live acoustic performances.

Greg’s B-Day Show! – Echoheart // For The Fire // Sonic Creeps
7PM – 11PM
TheDepot Baltimore
1728 N Charles St, Baltimore
For The Fire (IN)
Echoheart (MD)
Sonic Creeps (MD)
Mangog (MD)
The Crownless (WV)
STAINEDglassSOCIETY (MD)

PBR March Residency Week 3 w/ Electric Kif – Jahman Brahman
8PM – 1:30AM
The 8×10
10 E Cross St, Baltimore
People’s Blues of Richmond will be rocking the first four Wednesdays in March at The 8×10!! Week 3 with Electric KifJahman Brahman.
Buy Tickets Here

Guinness Engraving & Happy Hour
5PM – 7PM
The James Joyce Irish Pub & Restaurant
616 President St, Baltimore
Get your pint glass engraved.

Wednesday Whiskey Night Featuring Bushmills Whiskies
7PM – 1AM
The James Joyce Irish Pub & Restaurant
616 President St, Baltimore
Tonight’s featured whiskies are from the Old Bushmills Distillery; in the small village of Bushmills, settled on the banks of the Bush river. Bushmills is Ireland’s oldest whiskey.

Heavy Seas Alpha Effect Release Party
6PM – 9PM
The Brass Tap at The Fitzgerald
1205 West Mt. Royal Avenue, Baltimore
Heavy Seas Beer will be at The Tap, with the Baltimore exclusive release of Alpha Effect! This fantastic hazy IPA is full of hoppy goodness! We’ll have several Heavy Seas brews on tap, and the brewery will be here with lot’s of giveaways and fun stuff!

Zine Queens: Panel & Workshop
6PM – 9PM
Open Works
1400 Greenmount Ave, Baltimore
Clear your calendar – It’s going down! You’re invited to take part in our Zine Queens Panel and Workshop at Open Works. Join Beast Grrl Zine, The Bush Zine, Nasty Press and others to talk and learn about Women and Zines from history to how to make them! After our panel discussion, there will be a zine workshop where you’ll have a chance to make your own, collaborate with others, and exchange your zines. Space for this event is limited, make sure to get your ticket (free) ASAP at  zinequeens.splashthat.com. If you can’t make it, please let us know so that others may take your place.

Barrel-Aged Cocktail Launch Party!
7PM – 11PM
Golden West Cafe
1105 W 36th St, Baltimore
Come hang out at the long bar as we celebrate the launch of our new Barrel-Aged Cocktails! We’ve been aging two new cocktails in oak barrels for over two months and now they’re ready to become permanent additions to our menu! What better way to welcome them than with a party? Sample our new versions of some old classics. If the night couldn’t get any better, it’s also WAX WEDNESDAYS! Captain Cocktail spins his favorite vinyl from 10-Midnight. Enjoy great tunes, drink specials and one of our delicious Barrel-Aged Cocktails.

Cemetery Piss, Och, Corpse Light at Asian Taste
10PM – 2AM
Asian Taste/Yum’s
916 W 36th Street, Baltimore
CEMETERY PISS )))here((( vile black thrashing metalpunx from distant cosmic shores
https://cricketcemetery.bandcamp.com/album/order-of-the-vulture-2
OCH )))rva((( black metal/born asleep…………
https://ochmusic.bandcamp.com/album/heron-och-split
CORPSE LIGHT )))here((( shimmering doom dirges from beyond the grave
https://corpselight.bandcamp.com/releases

St. Patrick’s Day Quiz with Charm City Trivia
7PM – 10PM
Water Street Tavern Baltimore
102 Water Street, Baltimore
It’s that time of year again when everybody in the world wants to be Irish and drinks too much Guinness (except for the Scots) so put your knowledge of the Emerald Isle to the test over six rounds of Irish themed questions for your chance to win some prizes and free shots.  Obviously the team with the highest score shall walk away victorious with their prize, secure in the knowledge that they have indeed collected more bits of useless trivia than the rest of us mere mortals.

Crash Course: Knitting
6PM – 9PM
Open Works
1400 Greenmount Ave, Baltimore
Crash Course: Knitting covers the basics of the knitting process, covering binding on and off and knitting and purling to get you well on your way to creating and completing your first scarf. Open Works is proud to partner with Neighborhood Fiber Company to offer this workshop.
Buy Tickets Here

Chairy Release & March Madness
3PM – 10PM
Jailbreak Brewing Company
9445 Washington Blvd N, Ste F, Laurel
Get in on the action for #MarchMadness at Jailbreak! On March 15th ONLY, come into the taproom to purchase brackets for $20 each. At the culmination of the tournament, on April 3rd, the winning bracket will win half the pool. The other half will be divided between three wonderful charities, The Red Devils, Inc., Spring Into A Cure For MS, and Operation Paws For Homes! The winning bracket will choose which charity wins 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place. No losers here!! (*Brackets must be turned into bar staff with contact information*) Additionally we’ll have a Spring Into A Cure For MS for their own fundraiser AND the The Dixon Ulmer Band will be in the house!

Thursday, March 16

Launch Party: Baltimaze Escape Rooms
6PM – 10PM
Alexander’s Tavern
710 S Broadway, Baltimore
You’re invited to our Launch Party! Baltimaze is a premier escape room venue coming to Baltimore’s Downtown / Inner Harbor in April. Join us at Alexander’s Tavern in Fells Point and receive 30% off game tickets.
* 1st 50 guests will receive two FREE drink tickets (draft beer, wine, well drinks)
* Shuffleboard, Wii, Darts, & Corn Hole
* Meet the Baltimaze Team
* Purchase Escape Room tickets for our grand opening in April!

Make Night: Meditation
6PM – 8PM
The Walters Art Museum
600 N Charles St, Baltimore
The imposing deities on view in the special exhibition Ferocious Beauty are meant to help their followers overcome challenges. Following a brief tour of the exhibition, Allison Korycki of YogaWorks will hold a guided meditation session on the Sculpture Court. Participants are encouraged to bring their own yoga mat.
Buy Tickets Here

Special Comedy Event! – ‘The Snides of March’
8PM – 9:30PM
Ryleigh’s Oyster Mount Vernon
1225 Cathedral St, Baltimore
A special edition of The Basement at Ryleigh’s in Mt Vernon‘s Thursday night FREE comedy series! 8pm show * Ages 21+. ‘THE SNIDES OF MARCH’ A Celebration of the 1st Amendment, Filthy Descent, & Vitriolic Speech. Each comic will do a tight 5 min set of (hopefully) depraved, and/or indifferent material! $100 winner-take-all contest. Food & drink specials featuring $1 oysters, $2 Rolling Rock pints, $5 select craft beers, $6 select wines…plus full dinner & cocktail menus!

Grandchildren w/ $100 Girlfriend and Reagan Cats at Metro Gallery
7PM – 11PM
Metro Gallery
1700 N Charles St, Baltimore
Grandchildren
$100 Girlfriend
Reagan Cats
Buy Tickets Here

Tongue in Cheek
9PM – 11PM
Rye Fells Point
1639 Thames St, Baltimore
Blending the sounds of Storyville and Congo Square, the rich sophistication of the Roaring Twenties in NY and Chicago, and the low-down, dirty depressed era of prohibition, TnC Jazz Band takes you back to an authentic and exciting time where American music was born, raised, and experienced with pure joy! TnC has been described as “Baltimore’s vehicle to the past!”

Lafayette Gilchrist, J Pope, & Alison Shearer: The Windup Space
8PM – 12AM
The Windup Space
12 W North Ave, Baltimore
Join us at The Windup Space for a lovely night of music featuring Lafayette Gilchrist and the Sonic Trip All Stars (Baltimore Jazz Masters), J Pope and Funk Friday (Baltimore Soul and Hip Hop), and The Alison Shearer Project (solo project from Alison Shearer of the Pitch Black Brass Band). $10 at the door, please!

AngelMaker/Falsifier/Extortionist/Filth/Silent On Fifth Street
7Pm – 12AM
The Sidebar
218 E Lexington St, Baltimore
AngelMaker https://angelmaker.bandcamp.com/
Falsifier https://falsifierbeatdown.bandcamp.com/
Extortionist https://extortionist.bandcamp.com/
Filth https://filthnc.bandcamp.com/
Silent on Fifth Street https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5PMCjgLIdU

HONEYTOMB / Solitary Set / Young Drunks / Cobra
8PM – 12AM
Ottobar
2549 N Howard St, Baltimore
HONEYTOMB is finally releasing their new EP! Come out for a raging Thursday night of Baltimore’s best post-punk, grunge and indie rock, with special guests from PA!
HONEYTOMB https://honeytomb.bandcamp.com/
SOLITARY SET https://m.soundcloud.com/solitarysetband/fireworks
YOUNG DRUNKS https://m.facebook.com/youngdrunksmusic/
COBRA (members of VLMA… nuff said)

61 cent Cannoli, Limit 2!
9AM – 10PM
Vaccaro’s Italian Pastry Shop-Little Italy
222 Albemarle St, Baltimore
Has anyone missed our Cannoli special?! We said we would never have a 60 cent cannoli ever again… It is our 61st anniversary on March 16th, so we will be having 61 cent cannoli!!! For one day only, our Regular Large Cannoli will be 61 cents, limit of 2 ONLY! Carry out only, 2 per person, must be present. This deal will NOT happen again so make sure you see us on March 16th!

Blaqstarr’s Magiq Manifest: All Femme Revue
9PM – 12AM
The Crown
1910 N Charles St, Baltimore
MagiQ ManiFEST is a monthly experience curated by Blaqstarr and company every third Thursday at The Crown.
Performances by:
XHRIIY (https://soundcloud.com/xhriiy)
Eat the Cake Band (http://eatthecakeband.tumblr.com/)
Lor Chrissy Stay High (https://soundcloud.com/z16cmb)
DJs:
zmickeyc (https://www.reverbnation.com/zmickeyc)
Stephanie Alexandra Wallace
Hosted by Alanah Nichole & Naima Vanity. Visuals By Steve Stellar

Trailer Grass Orchestra – Grand Ole’ Ditch – Porch Setters Union
7PM – 1:30AM
The 8×10
10 E Cross St, Baltimore
Bulleit and Bluegrass Third Thursdays at The 8×10!!! With Trailer Grass OrchestraGrand Ole’ DitchPorch Setters Union
Buy Tickets Here

Stephan Crump’s Rhombal Vinyl Release Baltimore
7:30PM – 10:30PM
An die Musik
409 N Charles St, Baltimore
Join us as we celebrate the vinyl release of acclaimed album Rhombal. Ellery Eskelin – tenor saxophone Adam O’Farrill – trumpet Dan Rieser – drums Stephan Crump – acoustic bass.

Jazz Vocalist Coniece Washington
6PM – 8PM
Reginald F. Lewis Museum
830 E Pratt St, Baltimore
Coniece Washington is a jazz vocalist and recording artist who captivates her audiences with her distinctive sultry sweet stylings, comparable to none. As a young adult, she served in the US Army and continued expressing her talent and passion for music by performing at various night clubs and venues here in the United States and Germany.  The performance is a part of the museum’s Third Thursday series. On the third Thursday of the month, enjoy late night admission to the galleries until 8pm and a live show. Cash bar and food available for purchase.
Buy Tickets Here

Jailbreak Brewing Tap Takeover
4PM – 10PM
The Nickel Taphouse
1604 Kelly Avenue, Baltimore
Jailbreak is a freedom expression. Beginning in 2013 and becoming fully operational in 2014, our artfully crafted beer is meant to be an escape from whatever drama is present in your life. We are made up of professionals from various industries all brought together by the common desire to make something different and do something with our lives that has more purpose.

St Paddy’s Early Bird Special
9PM – 12AM
Paulie Gee’s Hampden
3535 Chestnut Ave, Baltimore
Matt & the band entertain the revelers on St. Patrick’s Eve. Soon to eclipse the majesty of other Eve holidays, St. Patrick himself was once quoted as saying, “I’d rather with no man share my pint the night before, than share it with an amateur the day following.”

Peter Beets World-Renowned Pianist-Chopin meets the Blues
5PM – 8PM
Sotto Sopra Restaurant
405 N Charles St, Baltimore
It is with great pleasure that we announce, for one night only, the internationally-acclaimed jazz pianist Peter Beets will be performing at Sotto Sopra Restaurant on Wednesday, March 15th from 6 pm to 8:30 pm. – one performance only! Beets is regularly featured at major concert venues and international jazz festivals.
Reservations:410 625 0534 – $15 cover charge per person plus entree order from our a la carte menu.

Guinness Sampling & Happy Hour
6PM – 8PM
The James Joyce Irish Pub & Restaurant
616 President St, Baltimore
Sample bottles from Guinness’s new Maryland brewery.

Salsa Partnerwork & Shines- Open Class
8PM – 9PM
Josmarly Cordero / Latin Zone Entertaiment
3500 Boston Street, Ste 228, Baltimore
Open classes are lessons taught to a group of people with different dance experience. Josmarly and Roberto Molina prepare a class that goes from basic movements to a higher level of combinations. The main idea is introducing people the dance, so it can be taken without commitments as a tryout, learning process, or just a class to have fun. Cost: $15

Flatlands
6PM – ?
E.M.P. Collective
307 W Baltimore St, Baltimore
An art installation-performance art piece combining dance and live drawing. Audiences are invited to move through a dreamlike environment of light and sound, while viewing a series of improvised movement vignettes.

Irish Whiskey Tasting
6PM – 8PM
Bin 604
604 South Exeter Street, Baltimore
Join us this Thursday as we celebrate the luck of the Irish, which is the luck of us all…for they brought us Irish Whiskey! Tickets are $25 with a $15 credit toward featured spirits.
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5 Course Dogfish Head Beer Dinner
6PM – 8PM
Rachel
554 E. Fort Ave, Baltimore
Join us for our very first beer event hosted with Dogfish Head Beer. 5 courses paired with beer and delicious dishes. $69 call us to make sure you have a seat 443-339-4999.

Whiskey Dinner!
6PM – 8PM
Sláinte Irish Pub and Restaurant
1700 Thames St, Baltimore
Join us in celebration of our annual 17 Days of St. Patrick’s Day with FOUR course dinner pairings from the House of Jameson!…plus a welcoming whiskey cocktail! Courses below will be paired with Red breast, Greenspot, Jameson Castmates, Jameson Black barrel, Powers Signature. $50.00 per person – includes tax & gratuity.
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Friday, March 17

Lucky You! St. Paddy’s Day at MVM
11AM – 11PM
Mount Vernon Marketplace
520 Park Ave, Baltimore
Details to be announced! Expect lots of green food & drink specials from our 14 artisans!

Papi’s St. Patrick’s Day 2 Day Celebration
12PM – Close
Papi’s
1703 Aliceanna St, Baltimore
We’re going GREEN this St. Paddy’s Day!  Enjoy frozen green Margarita’s,
Cocoa Loco Bombs (Patron XO Dark Cocoa & Orchata dropped into a Day of the Dead Mexican Chocolate Stout). Above bombs must be ordered in sets of two and they are $12. Friday we will also have our $9 Dos Manos Margarita’s.

Target $2 Family Fun Night
4PM – 8PM
Port Discovery Children’s Museum
35 Market Pl, Baltimore
Here’s a great way to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day! Bring your whole family to Port Discovery from 4PM to 8PM on Friday, March 18 and get in for just $2 per person. Come play and learn while exploring Port Discovery’s three floors of interactive exhibits – including the new, limited-time only Thomas & Friends(TM): Explore the Rails! exhibit, and the always popular KidWorks, Kick It Up, Tiny’s Diner, Miss Perception’s Mystery House exhibits! This event is generously sponsored by Target, allowing visitors to get in for just $2 each (that’s a discount of more than $12 a person off of Port Discovery’s normal admission!).

Wilford O’Brimley & The Wild Oats
10PM – 1AM
Rye Fells Point
1639 Thames St, Baltimore
Here’s to the wine we love to drink, and the food we like to eat. Here’s to our wives and sweethearts, let’s pray they never meet. Here’s champagne for our real friends And real pain for our sham friends. And when this life is over, may all of us find peace. Irish pub songs brought to you by Baltimore’s master of the folk James Von Lenz!

Yer Covered: Black Rose, Manta Rat, New Athens, Rare Candy
8PM – 1:30AM
Ottobar
2549 N Howard St, Baltimore
Brooklyn Lager presents Yer Covered! A night of cover bands & drink specials!
Black Rose (Thin Lizzy): http://facebook.com/blackrosebaltimore/
Manta Rat (The Pixies): http://facebook.com/mymantarat/
NEW athens (R.E.M.): http://facebook.com/newathensband/
Rare Candy (classic video game covers): http://facebook.com/Rare-Candy-184173840108/

Dikki Du & The Zydeco Krewe: St Paddy’s Day Zydeco!
8PM – 11PM
Creative Alliance
3134 Eastern Ave, Baltimore
Celebrate St. Paddy’s day in traditional style…with a knock your socks off zydeco dance. Make’s total sense. Accordion player Dikki Du (Troy Carrier) is part of a mighty zydeco lineage that includes his father Roy and brother Chubby. He cut his teeth with the family band, often at his fathers Offshore Lounge, in Lawtell Louisiana.  Dikki now fronts the Zydeco Crewe that has a seriously funky, danceable sound. He takes classic zydeco tunes and turns them inside out, stretching each one out, driving dancers wild. The band has been touring all over the U.S for well over decade. Tonight, they make their Creative Alliance debut. The dance floor will be wide open! Seating limited, on the risers.
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St. Patrick’s Beer & Oyster Weekend
10AM – Close
The Boathouse Canton, Waterfront Grille
2809 Boston St, Baltimore
St. Patrick’s Day specials:
$1.00 Oysters
$2.50 Maryland Craft Brews
$4.00 Guinness Draft
$5.00 Jameson Drinks
Featuring live music and an official blessing of the Taps with Father Lou.

Andrew Logan: An Artistic Adventure
3PM – 4:30PM
American Visionary Art Museum
800 Key Hwy, Baltimore
Join us for an exclusive artist talk with sculptor, performance artist and jewelry-maker Andrew Logan. His work has been exhibited worldwide and AVAM is home to several of Andrew’s shimmering, sparkling sculptures. This event is FREE but space is limited. Please RSVP to Beka Plum: beka@avam.org or 410-244-1900 ex 232.

You Are the (LGBT+) Hero!
6:30PM – 9PM
Single Carrot Theatre
2600 N Howard St, Baltimore
Join us for cocktails and conversation before an evening of great theatre! Bring your friends and enjoy gin from the Baltimore Whiskey Company on us. Connect with LGBT+ folks and enjoy an action-packed night of interactive gaming theatre with queer writer and performer Daniel Park!
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The Premium Hour
8PM – 10:30PM
Zissimos Bar
1023 W 36th St, Baltimore
Acts: Trampus, Fractal, The Uncle Moldy Show, Bryan Preston, Archie Jamieson, Chris Hudson. Host: Chris Hudson
The wait is over…it’s time for The Premium Hour again! Every third Friday at 8, we’re watching the sun go down over this beauty of a show. This time, we’re warming up with standup comedy from host Chris Hudson and Bmore staples Archie Jamieson and Bryan Preston, then dipping our toes into musical comedy with The Uncle Moldy Show. After the break, we’re diving headfirst into a set from BIG’s Fractal, then basking in the glow of a long form set from resident team Trampus! Cash at the door, or online up until 7:30 PM the night of the show. This show is produced by Charm City Comedy Project upstairs at Zissimos Bar.

Bang and Mountain of Wizard lifetime Shitlist The Druids at Reverb
8PM – 11:45PM
Reverb
2112 N Charles St, Baltimore
70s rock jams come to Baltimore !! BANG will lay down the serious riffs !! Mountain of Wizard ( members of Eyehategod ) as direct support.

Deviant Dance Party at Metro Gallery
8:30PM – 2AM
Metro Gallery
1700 N Charles St, Baltimore
Join us on St. Patrick’s as BALTIMORE’S MOST TALKED ABOUT DANCE PARTY RETURNS for a very special edition at METRO GALLERY. This March, THE SATANIC SISTERHOOD of ELIJVH VRMS and RICHARD REICH bring you another night of ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC featuring an eclectic mix of INDUSTRIAL, ELECTRO, SYNTH, ALTERNATIVE, EBM, WITCH HOUSE and more. The beautiful CJ MACK will be entertaining you with exotic,acrobatic POLE DANCE throughout the entirety of the evening. Get moving on Metro Gallery’s gorgeous dance floor and lose yourself in an array of beautiful lights and multimedia projections! Take advantage of our drink specials at the bar and, of course, DRESS TO KILL!
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St. Patrick’s Day Bash
10AM – Close
Delia Foley’s
1439 S Charles St, Baltimore
It’s that time of the year again and this year it falls on a Friday!! Its Delia Foley’s annual St. Patrick’s Day Bash. We are opening up at 10am with specials from open to close. We have drink specials ALL day and night, live music from Bond and Bentley (3-6) and Star Crush (7-1030) on our second floor, and Jameson basket giveaways throughout the day. We will be featuring our limited menu with a few extra traditional Irish features.

Manta Ray Records Presents St Patrick’s Day at the Sidebar
5PM – 12AM
The Sidebar
218 E Lexington St, Baltimore
Manta Ray Records presents -Punk Rock St Patrick blowout at the Sidebar…Featuring Manta Ray Records best in punk bands. DC Favorites The Screws, The Electric Prophets and The Methmatics…

Devil’s Dance Floor
9PM – 2AM
Club Orpheus
1003 E Pratt St, Baltimore
Club Orpheus is proud to be your destination for St. Patrick’s Day shenanigans and debauchery. Featuring the usual mix of industrial, edm, and hard dance; with a healthy dose of your favorite celtic punk mixed throughout the night.

Claddagh Pub’s Meet in the Street 2017
11AM – Close
Claddagh Pub
2918 Odonnell St, Baltimore
Join us for Baltimore’s top St Patrick’s ☘️celebration over the last 21 years! Claddagh Pub is proud to announce our 2017 Meet in the Street🍀 will take place Friday March 17 and Saturday March 18. Come enjoy delicious food, ice cold beverages🍻, and LIVE MUSIC🎶💃🏻! All under our large heated tent!

St. Patty’s Day / Album Release Party with LITZ and The Fritz
8PM – 1:30AM
The 8×10
10 E Cross St, Baltimore
Itz always a good time with LITZ and The Fritz. Celebrate with the funk.
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St Patrick’s Day with Donna’s
12PM – Close
Donna’s Tavern & Restaurant
6607 Pine Ave, Dundalk
Join us this St. Patricks Day as we Party like the Irish! Delicious Food Specials! Live Music Friday 17th with Sara & The Igniters.

Shamrocks and Shenanigans
5PM – 1:30AM
Tin Roof Baltimore
32 Market Pl, Baltimore
Get your green on! Live music starting at 5 at Tin Roof Baltimore and going all night!
Bobby and the Irish Relatives Anonymous @5 TRILOGY BAND @9
Enjoy $3 Green Beer, $4 Guinness, and $5 Jameson all day! Drink packages and tickets to see Mr. Greengenes on the Power Plant Live! main stage available online.
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Nature of the Beats: KAYOH w/ VIDE
10PM – 5AM
Factory 17
1722 N Charles St, Baltimore
Whether you consider yourself a music enthusiast or just want to dance and meet new friends, NATURE OF THE BEATS will satisfy your soul. This brand new dance music experience features the finest cuts of deep house, swing, funk, disco, underground hip hop, and more while exploring new genres and paying tribute to the classics.
KAYOH https://www.facebook.com/kayohofficial/
VIDE https://www.facebook.com/pg/videbeats/
Music starts at 10 and goes til 5a! Limited cash bar with Union Craft beer, wine and cider. $3 UNION CRAFT BREWERY CANS 10-12!

Protean Plays The Kinks
9PM – ?
Idle Hour
201 E Fort Ave, Baltimore
Protean DJs Craven and The Fatman with special guest DJ The Noiseboy from Pretty Ugly will be paying tribute to The Kinks. Will feature a night of all things Kinks.

Huck’s St. Paddy’s Day Celebration
11AM – 2PM
Huck’s American Craft
3728 Hudson St, Baltimore
Join us as we go GREEN this St. Paddy’s Day! We’ll be serving $3 Green Beers , $4 Flying Dog SOB Irish Red Bottles, $6 shots of Jameson , $7 Love Bombs (car bombs made with Yards Love Stout). Plus Corned Beef & Cabbage, Bangers & Mash, and Shepard’s Pie.

Doctor Smoke, Mr. Seaweed, Mountainwolf
8PM – 12AM
TheDepot Baltimore
1728 N Charles St, Baltimore
Doctor Smoke stops by to meet with Mr. Seaweed and Mountainwolf for a great night of rock and roll for Saint Patrick’s Day. Seven Lucky Dollars to get it!

Dom Minasi and Susan Alcorn
8PM – 11PM
An die Musik
409 N Charles St, Baltimore
Guitarist Dom Minasi is a native New Yorker and part of New York City’s illustrious Downtown Scene. An innovator in the field of improvisational Jazz, Dom wears many hats: musician, composer, arranger, educator, author, producer and owner and president of CDM Records.
One of the world’s premiere musical innovators on her instrument, Baltimore-based Susan Alcorn has taken the pedal steel guitar far beyond its traditional role in country and western swing music.

St. Patrick’s Day Celebration
7AM – 2AM
The James Joyce Irish Pub & Restaurant
616 President St, Baltimore
Guinness: $3.17 Pint, Live music, Irish Dancers, Bagpiper, Irish Food Specials All Day.

Strange & Serious Rock n’ Roll w/ Red Sammy & Batworth Stone
9PM – 12AM
Mums
1132 S Hanover St, Baltimore
Join us at Mums, one of Baltimore’s best watering holes (cheap drinks and “keeping it real” kinda folks), for some strange and serious rock n’ roll. This shindig takes place on St. Patrick’s Day (night), so bring your friendly, good-natured soul and spirit to hang with us for a few rounds. Get your does of Irish tunes before making your way out to this show, we’ll be stirring the green to Red and Black!
Batworth Stone https://www.facebook.com/Batworth-Stone-499051656820584/
Red Sammy http://www.redsammy.com/

St Patricks Day Party
9PM – 1:45AM
Grand Central Nightclub
1001 N Charles St, Baltimore
St Patricks Day Party in the Dance Club! No cover 9-11pm. Free Beads all night long! Green Glow drink specials after midnight! Test Tube shots! Shot Boys! Dj Farrell spinning! A Night to come get your irish drink on.

St. Paddy’s Day
7AM – 9PM
The Point in Fells
1738 Thames St., Baltimore
Kegs & Eggs 7am-10pm $15 Breakfast Buffet. Beat the Clock from 7am-2pm. Get here early the price increases a dollar every hour.
Starting at 7am: 2 Guinness | 3 Irish Coffees | 4 Car Bombs
2pm-9pm ICE LUGE w/ Crown Apple Shooters & Almondmilk Baileys
Bottomless Brunch: mimosas | screwdrivers | bloody marys | sangria | natty boh. $13 per person 10am-2pm w/ lunch or brunch item.
Come decked out in fun St Paddy’s Day gear & party with us.

St Pattys Day Pints and Pancakes with Flying Dog!
8AM – ?
Mahaffey’s Pub
2706 Dillon St, Baltimore
It’s that time of year again! Pints and pancakes is the way to start your St Pattys Day Celebration! Buy a Flying Dog Beer, get a ticket and a chance to win awesome FD Prizes! Breakfast will be pancakes, bacon, and sausage and a free fixings bar for your pancakes! We will have $2 Guinness at 8 and it will raise $.50 every hour!

Mother’s St. Patrick’s Day Kegs & Eggs
10AM – 10PM
Mothers Grille
1113 S Charles St, Baltimore
Join us on St. Patrick’s Day for our Kegs & Eggs celebration!
$2 Miller Lite’s + $4 Guinness from 10-7pm.
2-4-1 Miller Lite & Rail drinks 7-10pm
$5 off all entrees from 5-7pm

Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day at Alexander’s Tavern
11AM – 2PM
We’re going GREEN this St. Paddy’s Day! $5 Bud Light Drafts served in our festive green cups, $ Bud Light Aluminum + $6 Guinness & $5 shots of Bushmill’s Red Bush Irish Whiskey.

Who’s Your Paddy? St. Patrick’s Day at the Tavern
11AM – 2AM
Mt. Washington Tavern
5700 Newbury St, Baltimore
Who’s YOUR Paddy? This St. Patrick’s Day, grab your kilt and head to the tavern for a special Irish menu, Baltimore’s best Irish Coffee, and plenty ‘o Irish whiskies!

Saturday, March 18

AVAM’s White Elephant Barn Sale!
7AM – 12PM
American Visionary Art Museum
800 Key Hwy, Baltimore
FREE & Open to the public • Bring your own bag & fill it to the brim with some really sweet bargains!! Calling all bargain hunters: don’t miss AVAM’s (once in a blue moon) white elephant rummage sale! Help us clear out our hoard and get your hands on some amazing items from our closets & storage spaces: books, exhibit graphics & cases, tech stuff, retro AVAM & Kinetic memorabilia, plenty of art fixins, and loads more… IT’S A PICKER’S PARADISE! Free & open to the public, cash & credit accepted, all proceeds benefit AVAM.

Zoo Bloom
10AM – 4PM
The Maryland Zoo in Baltimore
1 Safari Place, Baltimore
Spring is almost here! It’s time to escape hibernation and head to the Zoo for the first big event of 2017. We’ll be welcoming spring (and hopefully some warmer weather) with special activities & treats for you and our animals. Plus, enjoy free carousel and train rides! It’s your chance to see a herd of new additions. Meet giraffe calf Willow, the grizzly cub sisters and experience the grand opening of the Zoo’s new Bobcat Exhibit for the first time. As part of this special event, the Zoo will be featuring a full schedule of animal enrichment, where our animals will receive spring-themed treats. We’ll even have free treats on hand for you courtesy of our friends at Charm City Cakes (while supplies last).
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African American Cultural Celebration
11AM – 4PM
The Walters Art Museum
600 N Charles St, Baltimore
Learn how the next generation of Baltimore’s artists and leaders are harnessing the power of art to tell their own unique stories. Hear presentations by young local artists, enjoy family friendly art-making activities, and stop by the Pixilated Photo Booth to mark the day.

Inaugural St. Patrick’s Day Block Party
11AM – 8PM
Delia Foley’s
1439 S Charles St, Baltimore
It’s official, Saturday March 18th will be our Inaugural St. Patrick’s Day Block Party out front on Charles Street. We will have live music, a Guinness beer truck, Miller Lite and Jameson tents, and food served outside for your convenience.
We are charging a $10 cover for entry inside Foley’s and outside to our Charles Street Bock Party. This cover charge gets you beer specials, food specials, chances to win door prizes, access to our Jameson ice luge, live music from Bumpin Uglies (12-3) and Honey Extractors (4-7), plus a few extra surprises for the first 50 customers through the door!! Strange Heat 7-10pm on our second floor.
As always please drink responsibily!! It’s because of our amazing South Baltimore neighbors that we have the opportunity to host our first St. Patrick’s Day Block Party. We ask that you please mind your neighbors and be respectful when leaving our event.

The Maryland State Poetry Out Loud Finals
1PM – 3PM
The Baltimore Museum of Art
10 Art Museum Dr, Baltimore
Join us for the Maryland Poetry Out Loud State Finals! Poetry Out Loud is a national poetry recitation competition that teaches high school students about their literary heritage and builds their public speaking skills and confidence.  The Maryland State Poetry Out Loud Finals will be held in the Joseph and Rebecca Meyerhoff Auditorium at The Baltimore Museum of Art.

BarkHappy Baltimore: You Lucky Dog Party for Baltimore Humane
1PM – 3PM
Ruby 8
1702 Whetstone Way, Baltimore
Is Your Dog Feeling lucky?! Everyone is lucky at this fun event with great giveaways and goodies! Grab your furry friends and join us for a BarkHappy “You Lucky Dog” party to benefit Baltimore Humane Society! Ticket holders will receive a FREE doggy treats, FREE goody bags, $5 off a dog walk and lots more! We’ll have a fun St. Paw-trick’s Day photo booth and pups and their people can participate in our exciting Lucky Dog Scavenger Hunt! Dress your pet as a Leprechaun, Irish Dancer or decked in green and gold for an extra raffle ticket!
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Open Hours: Storytellers Workshop and Quilt Display
2PM – 4PM
The Baltimore Museum of Art
10 Art Museum Dr, Baltimore
Join Grandmother Edna for a storytelling workshop and quilt display celebrating the life, work, and story of Alvin Kirby Brunson. Brunson was a Baltimore historian who created the Center for Cultural Education and the African American History Traveling Exhibit. This program will include a presentation on Brunson, a storytelling through collage workshop, and a display of Grandmother Edna’s quilts.

Water Rock: Thre3 Signs Works by Dawn Tree
4PM – 10PM
Peace & A Cup of Joe
713 W Pratt St, Baltimore
Works by Dawn Tree. Representing greater spiritual depths within self using organic, natural, devalued wood bringing purpose to both the found wood, scavaged/recycled paints and the emotions hidden deep within Myself-found in mostly the west side of Baltimore. Expressing my passion for growth, released shakles- both mental and phyisical. Energy of light being drawn to light. With those o so real reflections/captions of my elders, the history their eyes have seen, the words my eyes have read, the still present remnants of oppression.

Chef Egg Live: Family Cook Off
4:30PM – 6:30PM
Blue Moon Cafe And Blue Moon Too
1024 Light street., Baltimore
Chef Egg is breaking ground with a new series of hands on cooking events for the whole family – The Family Cook Off! For the first lesson, guests will learn how to make healthy, homemade and authentic taco recipes. Everyone will learn how to marinate, slice and dice as the family cooks and learns together. We will make tacos, quesadillas, rice bowls and several dips that will make your mouth water. All food equipment, aprons and cool chef hats will be included. You will cook up the food, eat in the restaurants and enjoy the whole evening without doing the dishes.
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Appreciate The Arts
6PM – 10PM
The Sand Gallery
823 E. Baltimore St (Door A&B), Baltimore
Chronicles of a Fortune homie has teamed up with The S.A.N.D Gallery to give you an amazing show. We have art by Tina B, D Nick, Clara Kent, Akan Udoh, Peter Smith, Tj TranceVizion Bates, NJWeart, Penthouseart, Warren, Crystal, RudeBoyInk, Janelle, Linshuttr, Serenity, Kydd, Neicy, Jasmine, Jnelly, Vee from SoFresh Epic Designs, and Nasia Turner from Sideline Images. Poetic vibes from Zakiya Green, Hevinci, Dominique Ruffin, and Amanda T. Fair. Special Guest Miss Curvy Ballerina! Also music by Tribe Eternal Tribe Eternal Music Group which is a eclectic collective of artist based in the Eastside of Pittsburgh, Pa who create using a multitude of mediums. From poetry, painting, music, writing, fashion, body art, and production. The artist performing are Clara Kent, Bilal Abbey, Sydney D, and Pharaoh Lum. Their sound ranges from conscious trap to jazz fusion. It’s a show you won’t want to miss!

A Community Conversation with Prof. Amy M. Froide
6:30PM – 7:30PM
Chesapeake Shakespeare Company
7 South Calvert Street, Baltimore
“Scolds, Bridles, and Shrews: Nasty Women in Early Modern England” A Community Conversation with Professor Amy M. Froide. Join us for a lively conversation about The Taming of the Shrew. Professor Froide is an historian of women in early modern England. She teaches British history and European Women’s History at the University of Maryland, Baltimore County. She is the author of Never Married: Single women in Early Modern England and Silent Partners: Women as Public Investors During Britain’s Financial Revolution. Combine the pre-show conversation with our ticketed 8pm performance of The Taming of the Shrew, or attend just the free talk.

Legends of Et Cetera, FuzzQueen, Ms.Fridrich’s Messy Ann Band
7PM – 10PM
Joe Squared
33 W North Ave, Baltimore
An all women-led, co-ed bands rock concert!
Legends of Et cetera https://www.facebook.com/legendsofetcetera.smjjg/
Ms.Fridrich’s Messy Ann Band  https://www.facebook.com/msfridrich/
FuzzQueen  https://www.facebook.com/FuzzQueenBand/
With marching orders for a Music Tour to Celebrate Women’s History Month (the month of March), Ms. Fridrich’s Messy Ann Band comes to Baltimore with psych-rock outfit FuzzQueen to meet up with Baltimore’s up-n-comers Legends of Et cetera.
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Tubefreeks – The Dry Tide CD Release party
7PM – 12AM
The 8×10
10 E Cross St, Baltimore
It’s Tubefreeks first show back following up on the new release The Dry Tide. We will have FREE copies of the new CD on hand for all. And the other bands REZIN, The Black Clouds, and The Mayan Factor are all excellent!! Get your tickets through the Harmony Row website link below. And if you buy them through us, it is $2 less than the club with no service charge! See you then!! Doors at 7PM, music at 8PM!
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O’Malley’s March! St. Paddy’s Weekend
7PM – 11PM
Creative Alliance
3134 Eastern Ave, Baltimore
Maryland’s own Martin O’Malley, and his hot shot band, celebrates St. Paddy’s day in true Baltimore style. Former Maryland Governor Martin O’Malley wields his guitar with authority. Tonight, he returns to his home stage here at the Patterson, over St. Patirck’s Day weekend, with his fiery 6-piece Irish pub rock band O’Malley’s March. Amid covers of The Pogues, O’Malley mixes in his own songs that range from an anthem about the Battle of Baltimore to a lullaby about a mariner’s homecoming. O’Malley leads the group on acoustic guitar, occasional penny whistle and vocals. Among the standouts on stage are Jared Denhard (Irish harp, highland pipes, trombone); Jim Eagan on fiddle; and Sean McComiskey on button accordion. This show always sells out, so get your tickets and be prepared for a good time.
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Liberated Muse Presents ‘Creases Expelled from the Fold’
7PM – 8:30PM
Hotel RL Baltimore Inner Harbor by Red Lion
207 E Redwood St, Baltimore
Liberated Muse Arts Group is an arts collective of writers, singers, spoken word artists & actors. Our core troupe consists of founder Khadijah “Moon” Ali-Coleman, Colie Aziza Williams, Lyn Artope and Angela “Anonamas” Ballard. The mission of Liberated Muse Arts is to engage inter-generational audiences through music performances and multi-disciplinary productions in ways that entertain and promote, encourage, and facilitate a forum for art exploration, education and community activism.

NIghtmare After St. Patty’s Day
7PM – 11PM
The Raven Inn
8636 Loch Raven Blvd, Baltimore
Sharptooth https://sharptoothmd.bandcamp.com/
Crooked Society https://crookedsocietyde.bandcamp.com/
Supreme Ritual https://supremeritual.bandcamp.com/releases
DEATHDOG https://deathdog410.bandcamp.com/releases
PRIMATIVES https://primatives.bandcamp.com/
Piranha https://soundcloud.com/piranhaoldbay

Uri Caine Trio with Mark Helias and Clarence Penn 2 sets!
8PM – 11PM
An die Musik
409 N Charles St, Baltimore

The Bottom Rung & Snakes at Mobtown Ballroom
8PM – 11PM
Mobtown Ballroom
861 Washington Blvd, Baltimore
The Bottom Rung are a group of Baltimore friends who share in common the goal of recreating the brilliant, short-story-esque songs of Canadian songwriter Fred Eaglesmith. The 5-piece band is a new collaboration by Nicholas Sjostrom on drums, Caleb Stine on electric guitar, Lance Prince on acoustic guitar, Kagey Parrish on bass and Laura Wortman on electric guitar. This special night at Mobtown Ballroom will be shared with the equally intriguing sounds of SNAKES!
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Tequila Works- Pajama Jammy Jam Edition
8PM – 1AM
Mex Baltimore
26 Market Pl at Power Plant Live!, Baltimore
That’s right! Wear your Pajamas to MEX on Saturday, March 18th to get specials! We are having a male and female pillow fight! Winner gets $100 MEX bar tab and the championship belt! Bring your A-GAME! Specials if you wear your PJ’s!

Beya Likhari w/ Cal Rips, Joy Postell and j.robb at Metro
8PM – 12AM
Metro Gallery
1700 N Charles St, Baltimore
Beya Likhari
Cal Rips
Joy Postell
j.robb
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Super Art Fight: Better Than the Last Time
8PM – 12AM
Ottobar
2549 N Howard St, Baltimore
Artists collide in this unforgettable collision of creative titans!
THE CARD FOR THE EVENING:
~Super Art Fight Championship Bout~ Jamie “Angry Zen Master” Noguchi defends versus Stabby Abby of The Bra’lers!
~Super Art Fight Idol 2017 FINALS~ Mistress DoomCannon takes on General Stormsketch, with the WINNER getting a Super Art Fight roster spot!
~Super Art Fight Tag Title Match~ Two-Drink Alex & Baron Von Sexyful defend against the brand-new duo of The Smartest Team in Art Fight (Charm City Shinobi PhD & Doctor Professor Hemoglobin MD, LMNOP)!
~Super Art Fight Tag Team Titles – #1 Contender’s Match~ The Red Menace (El Russo Rojo/Red Erin) battle The Bra’lers (Killer Colleen & Jamie the Judge)
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Yacht Rock Night!
9PM – 2AM
Ottobar
2549 N Howard St, Baltimore
Do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain? Are you longing for that sweet summer breeze to make you feel fine? Are you itching to ride like the wind? Are you missing the rains down in Africa? Well, get ready to set sail upstairs at Ottobar! Smooth sounds will be provided by DJ’s Rocky Shores, Lateen Sail, Boatshoes, & Infamous Amos!

One Night In Baltimore At Rye
10PM – 1AM
Rye Fells Point
1639 Thames St, Baltimore
This is what happens when you blend The Toasters, Elvis, and The Replacements. The Main Street Sweep was formed in the summer of 2013 by founding members Tony, Dan, and former drummer Johnny Tyson. Kirby later joined on bass. The band put out one demo with Johnny and Kirby before they left the band. Alex Beisker joined on drums to fill the void of parting ways with Johnny. The band now had a whole new energy level. The Rev came to replace Kirby. These two guys gave the rhythm section a shot of coffee and a cigarette and that’s all that was needed to get the sound we have today.

Sunday, March 19

Pit Bulls on Parade: St. Pitties Day Edition
11AM – 1PM
Rash Field
201 Key Hwy, Baltimore
Join B-More Dog on Sunday, March 19 to conclude your St. Patrick’s Day celebration with St. Pitties Day! We will show the City of Baltimore and the State of Maryland what a REAL pit bull looks and acts like- loyal friend, treasured companion, well-behaved family member. Plus it’s the perfect excuse to show off your dog’s favorite green sweater and collar or your pit bull gear! We’ll meet at Rash Field near the Rusty Scupper. All well-behaved dogs (and people) are welcome! You don’t have to have a pit bull, or even a dog to walk with us! PLEASE: ONE DOG per handler; NO retractable leashes; dogs over 8 months should be altered to attend. Your optional donation to B-More Dog helps support local spay/neuter and other programs.

2nd Annual Season Announcement Event
12PM – 2PM
The Motor House
120 W North Ave, Baltimore
Join us for brunch complete with free Mimosas and a Bloody Mary bar! We’ll be debuting our first ever promotional video, announcing our season audition dates, allowing actors and designers in attendance preferential audition registration and/or interest submissions, and revealing our best season yet – the 17/18 Season of Identity!
RSVP Here

Avant-Garde Book Club: Making (Non)Sense
3PM – 4:30PM
The Baltimore Museum of Art
10 Art Museum Dr, Baltimore
Join poet Param Anand Singh for an in-depth conversation, innovative writing, and spoken-word exercises. The Avant-Garde Book Club will discuss The Scarecrow, Theo van Doesburg, and Kurt Schwitters [reprinted in this publication: Lucky Hans and Other Merz Fairy Tales (Oddly Modern Fairy Tales) by Kurt Schwitters]. In the gallery, we’ll look at The Scarecrow, Tom Tit Tot, and Twentysix Gasoline Stations.

Guess things are starting to pick up
4PM – ?
Ottobar
2549 N Howard St, Baltimore
Looks like we are heading back to the Ottobar on March 19th! Come hear what our last set should’ve sounded like! We will have pre sale tickets for $10 soon message us to get one. Tickets are $15 at the door!

Make . Do Pop-Up Series: Juniper Culinary Apothecary
5PM – 9PM
Maggie’s Farm
4341 Harford Rd, Baltimore
Sarah Acconcia, owner of Juniper Culinary Apothecary, returns to the kitchen for one night only at Maggie’s Farm! This sprightly springtime menu reflects Sarah’s philosophy that nourishing, healthy food can also be delicious and comforting. Sarah Acconcia staged in the world’s best restaurants (Alinea, Jaleo), and served as Executive Chef at many of Baltimore’s best eateries (Maggie’s Farm, Le Garage, Bookmakers). Now, Acconcia is the visionary behind Juniper Culinary Apothecary, a shop that specializes in self-care for food lovers — offering fresh herbs, spices, superfoods and a blend your own tea bar. $55 for 5 courses or $70 for 5 courses with pairings.  Reservations recommended by calling (410) 254-2376 or through YelpSee the Menu!

Charmine Michelle Quintet (two sets)
5PM – 8PM
An die Musik
409 N Charles St, Baltimore
Charmaine Michelle, trumpet
Eddie Hybrk, bass
Justin Taylor, piano
Charles Wilson, drums
Rachel Winder, voice and vox

Series 9: #ArtistsShouldntStarve with Artists Rasheem and Akia
5:30PM – 7PM
Dovecote Cafe
2501 Madison Ave, Baltimore
A chance to sit, drink, and chat with the Artists currently featured in the Dovecote gallery Rasheem Rasheem and Akia Jones! Discuss Baltimore’s “art scene,” owning Artist as a definitive pronoun, and how too create creative spaces.

Airpark (formerly of The Apache Relay), Fives, Minimus The Poet
6PM – 10PM
Metro Gallery
1700 N Charles St, Baltimore
Airpark – band (formerly of The Apache Relay)
FIVES
Minimus The Poet
Buy Tickets Here

Octave Cat ft. Jesse of Lotus, Eli of Dopapod, Charlie Patierno
7PM – 12AM
The 8×10
10 E Cross St, Baltimore
Octave Cat is Jesse Miller (Lotus – bass and modular synths), Eli Winderman (Dopapod – electric piano and Moog Prodigy) and Charlie Patierno (drums). The music takes inspiration from late 70s synth-jazz-funk, but also references classic house, drum n’ bass and trip-hop. with special guests Horizon Wireless, Box Era
Buy Tickets Here

Hipster Jazz Night!
8PM – ?
Joe Squared
33 W North Ave, Baltimore
Join us for a night of music that is so cool and hip that you have probably never heard of it! The Hipsters invade Joe Squared on Sunday March 19th!
The Dan Wallace and Sarah Hughes Duo with Andrew Young
The Ephemera Quartet
The Beautiful Mess (NYC)
Brad Gunson

Enjoy!

– Lindsey

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