Things to do in Baltimore this week 3/27/17

It’s Spring in Baltimore!  Finally, the weather is getting nice and with that comes the promise of many outdoor activities.  This week is jam packed full of fun.  Don’t even get me started on the weekend, I’m having a hard time choosing what to do.  Light City is back!  Get downtown and see what it has to offer.  I’ll definitely be at Rye Rocks and Emporiyum filling my body full of goodness!  Maybe I’ll see you around?

Monday, March 27

Andechs Tap Takeover
5PM – 11PM
Das Bier Haus
1542 Light St, Baltimore
Come out to Das Bier Haus on Monday, March 27th for an Andechs Tap Takeover! Try a great lineup of #craftbeer and meet Wolfgang Schaff from Kloster Andechs! Kloster Andechs

Galley Tasting at CorePower Yoga Brewers Hill
5PM – 8PM
CorePower Yoga (Brewers Hill)
3700 Toone Street, Suite D, Baltimore
Baltimore’s favorite food delivery startup Galley is coming out to CorePower Yoga Brewer’s Hill for a free food tasting on Monday, March 27th from 5-8PM. We’ll have our normal class schedule all evening– take Sculpt with Sara, C2 with Taylor, or HPF with Erica and enjoy some of Galley’s yummy food! As part of the event, they are offering $10 off your first order when you subscribe using this link. To take advantage of this offer, follow the link to sign up (*no subscription required) and they will add credits to your account. Then pick your meal off their rotating menu and schedule a delivery window that works for you. Tax, tip, and delivery fee are always included in the price, so it will be absolutely free for you! Their meals are freshly made from scratch daily and the menu changes every day, so there are always new things to choose from. As always, your first week with CorePower Yoga is completely FREE!

Seltzer Open Mic: March edition
6:45PM – 9PM
Charmington’s
2601 N Howard St, Baltimore
Two enter Seltzer, only one leaves. That’s the rule. Or maybe that’s Thunderdome’s rules. Whatever. Come to Seltzer Open Mic for storytelling, Poems of Poetry and perhaps gladiatorial combat. Guest host: Rebecca Harris!!

BBP: March Pre-ride
7PM – 9PM
St. Mary’s Park
600 N Paca St, Baltimore
This is the pre-ride for the BBP: Light Up the Night!: At a faster pace, but doable for all skill levels, this 8.5 mile jaunt traces the plotted Bike Party path to see if it’s juuuust right for the main event. This month’s ride will end at Waverly Main Street

Teavolve’s Open Mic w Digisaurus
7PM – 10PM
Teavolve Cafe & Lounge
1401 Aliceanna St, Baltimore
The Teavolve Open Mic’s been running for about 10 years in Harbor East, Baltimore – signup from 6-7, performances from 7-10pm – “family friendly”, 2 pieces / 10 minutes whichever’s shorter, no amps or drumkits. Every week we’re joined by a special featured artist in the middle of the night – and though the admission’s free, we hope you’ll bring something for their tip jar! Tonight we’re joined by Digisaurus. Synthpop/Rock Producer, Digisaurus, brings the funk, grooves, and lasers to Teavolve tonight.

Repair the World Goes Swing Dancing!
8PM – 11:30PM
Mobtown Ballroom
861 Washington Blvd, Baltimore
Join Repair the World as we go out on the town – at Mobtown! We’ll be dancing the night away at Mobtown Ballroom on Monday, March 27th. Come at 8pm for the free drop-in lesson; dancing begins at 9pm! $10 for the whole night, $5 just for dancing.

Tuesday, March 28

Enoch Pratt Free Library Public Astronomy Night (Light Street)
5:30PM – 7PM
Enoch Pratt Free Library
1251 Light St, Baltimore
Please join #popscope for the first Light Street Branch Public Astronomy Night!

Meditate in Hampden/Woodberry Every Tuesday
6PM – 7PM
Itineris
2050 Rockrose Ave, Baltimore
The benefits of meditation are vast. A regular practice can help you increase focus and concentration, sleep better, feel more alert, create healthier relationships, lower blood pressure, reduce anxiety, stress and depression, and find a deeper sense of happiness and well-being. Join certified Ayurvedic practitioner and meditation teacher Susan Weis-Bohlen to learn the art of meditation and begin to experience the incredible benefits yourself. Anyone can meditate. You don’t need to clear your mind of thoughts, you just need the techniques to work with your thoughts to effortlessly enter deeper states of consciousness, where true stillness and healing can be found.

The Champagne Campaign
6:30PM – 8:30PM
Bookmakers Cocktail Club
31 E Cross St, Baltimore
Join the Champagne Campaign to help fight childhood hunger in Baltimore City for a fundraiser benefiting Simple Sacrifice with the support of our sponsors Bookmakers Cocktail Club, Punch, and Chambong. There will be a special appetizer menu and drink discounts for glasses and bottles of champagne, cava, prosecco, and sparkling wine. The event is FREE to attend, but make sure you register to enter your name to win door prizes!
• A set of mini Chambongs
• Champagne Campaign Coffee mug and sticker
A raffle will be held towards the end of the event to benefit Simple Sacrifice.
• 2 Chambongs and a wooden stand
• Gift basket from Punch!
• Gift basket from Bookmakers
Register Here

Docs from the Docks presents: Shellshocked & Oyster Forum
6:30PM – 9PM
Columbus Center
701 E Pratt St, Baltimore
Join the Healthy Harbor Initiative, Chesapeake Bay Foundation andTowson University Center for Stem Excellence for a FREE film screening of ShellShocked: Saving Oysters to Save Ourselves, directed by Emily Driscoll. It explores how fragile wild oysters are and the importance of clean water and restoration. There will be a panel discussion, oyster shucking demonstration and information about oyster restoration in the Baltimore Inner Harbor and Chesapeake Bay.
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Guy Fieri’s Monthly Beer Dinner
7PM – 9:30PM
Horseshoe Casino Baltimore
1525 Russell St, Baltimore
Guy Fieri’s Baltimore Kitchen + Bar has teamed up with Monument City Brewing Company for this month’s Brews with Bites beer dinner. Join them on Tuesday, March 28th for an unforgettable experience. This is your opportunity to partake in a customized dining event complete with four craft beer pairings and four delicious courses for just $50! Reserve your table today by calling 443-931-4387 or emailing hpennington@caesars.com

Clockbreaker / OC45 / Old Bay Thrashers / Subtastics at TheDepot
7PM – 11PM
TheDepot Baltimore
1728 N Charles St, Baltimore
Feed The Scene Presents:
Clockbreaker (MD) – Punk
OC45 (MA) – Punk, Birdseye Records
Old Bay Thrashers (MD) – Melodic Punk
Subtastics (MD) – Power Punk

Makari Wvnder Banter Rowdy Monks and Chelsea Tyler
7PM – 11PM
The Raven Inn
8636 Loch Raven Blvd, Baltimore
Get ready for another awesome concert! Makari and Wvander are hitting Towson with some great locals! Amazing Music, Great food, and cheap beer, what more could you ask for?! 5 band for $7.00
Featuring: MakariWVNDERBanterRowdy MonksChelsea Tyler

Architects/SFTP/Make Them Suffer
7:30PM – 10:30PM
Ottobar
2549 N Howard St, Baltimore
ARCHITECTS w/ Stray From The Path, & Make Them Suffer
ARCHITECTS http://www.architectsofficial.com/
STRAY FROM THE PATH http://whereisourliberty.com/
MAKE THEM SUFFER http://www.makethemsuffer.com.au/
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Calvin Love w/ Heat and Captain Morris at Metro Gallery
7:30PM – 11:30PM
Metro Gallery
1700 N Charles St, Baltimore
Calvin LoveHeat, and Captain Morris.
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Envy the animals/The Off White/hexgirlfriends at joe2
8PM – 11PM
Joe Squared
33 W North Ave, Baltimore
Hippo Hut presents a night of music at Joe Squared!
The Off White(NJ): https://theoffwhitemusic.bandcamp.com/ surf punk
Hexgirlfriends: https://soundcloud.com/hexgirlfriends electronic alt rock
Envy the Animals: https://envytheanimals.bandcamp.com/ alternative folk pop rock
$10 PIZZA OMG

Protean Idle Hour Takeover
8PM – 2AM
Idle Hour
201 E Fort Ave, Baltimore
Protean Records DJs Craven and The Fatman will once again be spinning tunes all night long into the early hours of the morning at Idle Hour. Come check out what will be spinning!!

Naughty Professor w/ special guests Swampcandy
8PM – 1AM
The 8×10
10 E Cross St, Baltimore
Naughty Professor and Swampcandy at The 8×10
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Falty & the Defects at Corner
9PM – 12AM
Corner Restaurant and Charcuterie Bar
850 W 36th St, Baltimore
4th Tuesdays!!! Corner Restaurant and Charcuterie Bar are proud to present Baltimore’s most fun jazz band, Falty & the Defects. Delectables will be served all evening long. Whether it be a scrumptious savory treat from the kitchen, a flavorful cordial prepared by the lovely bar stuff, or the ear-watering sounds presented to you by Falty & the Defects. You will leave feeling full.

Wednesday, March 29

Coffee 101
3:30PM – 4PM
The Corner Pantry
6080 Falls Road, Lake Falls Village, Baltimore
Ever wonder how much work went into producing your favorite cup of coffee? It started as a fruit that was dried and processed. Then it was roasted and blended based on its flavor profile. Each country has a specific flavor profile which is taken into account when blends and roasts are created. In Class 1 we will see how it all plays a role to make coffee taste the way it does.
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BRB Vinyl Happy w/ Mikie Love
5PM – 8PM
The Windup Space
12 W North Ave, Baltimore
Another BRB (Baltimore Record Bazaar) Vinyl Happy Hour is Coming! Buy a drink and share your favorite tunes! $2 Natty Bohs $3 Rail Cocktails $4 Drafts. Host = Mikie Love

Rock Paper Scissors Tournament
6PM – 9PM
Little Havana Restaurante y Cantina
1325 Key Hwy, Baltimore
We’re putting the FUN in FUNdraiser Wednesday, March 29th, 6:00 – 9:00 pm at Little Havana’s in Federal Hill. A standard ticket offers complimentary appetizers, a cash bar, a complimentary ticket in our awesome raffle drawing, and our annual Rock, Paper, Scissors Tournament. The standard ticket enters you in the tournament and gives one 4th/5th grade girl the opportunity to participate in the Playworks Maryland Girls’ Basketball League for FREE!!
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Clean Your Plate Dinner
6:30PM – 9:30PM
The Nickel Taphouse
1604 Kelly Avenue, Baltimore
Join us for our “Clean Your Plate Dinner”, our first in our new dinner series. Our menu features all of your childhood “favorites” made by Mom but, with a few changes by Chef, Cory Pastor. The menu will be paired with Evolution Craft Brewing beers.
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Drinks and Dessert Night at Bertucci’s
6:30PM – 8:30PM
Bertucci’s (White Marsh)
8130 Corporate Dr, Baltimore
Join us at Bertucci’s to decorate our Spilled Ice Cream Cake! Our vanilla cake, filled with chocolate Italian meringue buttercream, iced in vanilla Italian meringue buttercream, and topped with an upside down ice cream cone, white chocolate ganache and sundae toppings! Impress your family and friends with this cool trendy cake!
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Baltimore Songwriter Showcase Presented by Michele McTierney
7PM – 10PM
Hotel RL Baltimore Inner Harbor by Red Lion
207 E Redwood St, Baltimore
The Baltimore Songwriter Showcase is a monthly show featuring local singer-songwriters and musicians performing a set of their original music. The mission is to serve real music and art by home-grown up-and-comers spanning all genres. The show provides a safe haven to receive feedback on their work and live performance, as well as provide an opportunity to network, share and learn from fellow artists and music industry experts. Admission is free. Whether you are just starting out, are an established artist, industry expert or an audiophile and music enthusiast, come out to support local talent and listen to some great music!

Wednesday Whiskey Night Featuring Glenfiddich Scotch Whisky
7PM – 2AM
The James Joyce Irish Pub & Restaurant
616 President St, Baltimore
Tonight’s featured whiskey is Glenfiddich Scotch Whisky. Every Wednesday: 7:00 pm – Close. 25% Off the Featured Whiskey. 10% off all Irish Whiskey and Scotch Whisky.

Jewish Legends – Tour: Israel & America, Spring 2017
8PM – ?
An die Musik
409 N Charles St, Baltimore
Mystery and folklore: A musical journey from Bernstein to Shostakovich. Live chamber music with the Atar Trio (Jerusalem). Following Their recent successful US tours, Atar Trio (Jerusalem) returns with a new, exiting program that mixes modern conceptions of sound with traditional elements and virtuous Jewish & American music. This program features a collection of new original arrangements of American music: West Side Story suite by Bernstein, “Hoe Down” by Copland, 20th century master pieces: Bloch’s nocturnes and the monumental Piano Trio by Dimitri Shostakovich. As well as the exotic sounds of Yitzhak Yedid’s (Israel-Australia) Suite for Arabic violin bass and piano based on traditional Jewish melodies from Syria.
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Comedy at DKD: A Fundraiser for BROS and a Farewell to Mark
8PM – 11PM
De Kleine Duivel
3602 Hickory Ave, Baltimore
Donations of $5 dollars (min) will be taken at the door, but larger donations can be processed through the Crowdrise Page. Just bring a printed reciept or show it to us on your phone at the door and we’ll let you in. I’ve stacked the lineup with some of my favorite performers that have helped me along the way and many of whom also have ties to BROS (so many facets….) I hope you’ll all come out and enjoy one last [sic] Joeks show with us.
Hosted by Best Mark Miller
Confirmed performers:Jim MeyerMike StorckMike SmithMichael MoranKathy CarsonSteph JoyalBryan PrestonViolet GrayPhoenyxChris HudsonChris Colletti, and Marcy Xexelia.

Jamwich BDay Party with PBR – Squaring The Circle – Deaf Scene
8PM – 1:30AM
The 8×10
10 E Cross St, Baltimore
We’re celebrating Appalachian Jamwich’s Birthday with special guestsPeople’s Blues of RichmondSquaring The CircleDeaf Scene
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Contra & Square Dancing | Caroline Barnes w/ Dance du Jour
8PM – 10:30PM
Baltimore Folk Music Society – BFMS
2200 St Paul st, Baltimore
Caroline Barnes calls to Dance du Jour: Alexander Mitchell (fiddle), Liz Donaldson (piano), and Ralph Gordon (bass)
The Baltimore Folk Music Society presents American Contra and Square Dancing at 8:00 p.m. every Wednesday at Lovely Lane United Methodist Church. Admission is $9 for members, $13 for nonmembers. Under 21 and full-time students with IDs: $4 members, $6 non-members. Free workshops introducing basic contra dance figures take place on the second and fourth Wednesday of each month at 7:30p.m. Beginners are encouraged to attend. All dances are taught and walked through beforehand. Music and dance styles include New England, Southern Appalachian, and Celtic styles.

Functionary, Attic Ted, The Flowery
9PM – 1AM
The Crown
1910 N Charles St, Baltimore
WEDNESDAY NIGHT MADNESS AT THE CROWN WITH THE WHOLE GANG. ITS $5 WHAT A DEAL!
FUNCTIONARY https://soundcloud.com/functionary
ATTIC TED (TX) https://atticted.bandcamp.com/
THE FLOWERY https://theflowery.bandcamp.com/releases

Wrapped In Flannel at Waterfront Hotel
10PM – 1:30AM
Waterfront Hotel Bar
1710 Thames St, Baltimore
Wrapped In Flannel will be playing all of your favorite 90’s Grunge and Alternative Rock at The Waterfront Hotel in Fells Point. Come on out and blow off some mid-week steam with a little Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots and more!!!

Thursday, March 30

Yappy Hour at Blue Pit
5PM – 8PM
Blue Pit BBQ & Whiskey Bar
1601 Union Ave, Baltimore
Join us for a Yappy Hour to benefit the Maryland SPCA’s 22nd Annual March for the Animals! A percentage of the proceeds from food and drink sales will go towards helping the homeless pets at the Maryland SPCA.

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AVAM’s Wedding Happy Hour
5:30PM – 8PM
American Visionary Art Museum
800 Key Hwy, Baltimore
FREE for Couples & Guests (pre-registration required). Enjoy delicious food and cocktails as you meet some of Baltimore’s BEST wedding vendors at this intimate show – now in its 16th year! Connect with a host of Caterers, Photographers, Videographers, Wedding Planners, DJs, and loads more, all in one of Baltimore’s sweetest places to tie the knot. Location: AVAM’s Jim Rouse Visionary Center, 3rd floor. For more information or to pre-register, please contact our Facility Rentals Coordinator Michele Coziahr at (410) 244-1900 x228 or rentals@avam.org.

Bell’s Oberon Release Party!
6PM – 9PM
The Brass Tap at The Fitzgerald
1205 West Mt. Royal Avenue, Baltimore
Every year the arrival of spring is heralded by the release of the best brew of the summer – Bell’s Brewery Oberon. Come by The Tap for the first taste of Oberon in 2017. We’ll have Two Hearted and other great brews from Bell’s on as well, and brewery reps will be in with some great swag!

French Saison Tapping Party
6PM – 10PM
Gordon Biersch Baltimore
1000 Lancaster St, Baltimore
Join us as we tap a Jasmine White Tea-Infused French Saison. Steve Herrera will be playing live music throughout the evening and 100% of proceeds from our Wooden Keg will benefit the Maryland Food Bank!

Wild Kombucha Takeover Benefit
6PM – 10PM
Ware House 518
518 N Charles St, Baltimore
Wild Kombucha takes over the sticks at Ware House 518 Come to benefit Planned Parenthood of Maryland. Come taste what our bartenders have come up with using Wild Kombuchas yummy brews . Live music by Baltimore’s very own Ms. Sara, tasty concoctions, and an all around awesome time to benefit our friends at PPM. This event is free to attend, so invite your friends and come on down.

Learn to Shuck Like a Pro
6PM – 8PM
The Local Oyster
520 Park Ave, Baltimore
Got oyster shucking talent or interested in learning? Join us The Local Oyster for our free workshop! You’ll learn from the best: The Local Oyster’s Nick Schauman will guide you step-by-step through the process. Skinny Dipper oysters, shucking knives and positive encouragement provided free of charge. While you’re there, order a local beer and the best shrimp salad sandwich in town. Space is limited! We are accepting reservations on a first come first serve basis. To reserve your spot, email us at: events@oysterrecovery.org. Then put your talents to good use. ORP is in need of volunteer shuckers for our 2017 event season. Your skilled hands and a little bit of volunteered time can help support our efforts to restore the oyster population in the Bay.

Great Grapes You May Have Never Heard Of
6PM – 8PM
Bin 604
604 South Exeter Street, Baltimore
There are thousands upon thousands of grape varietals in the wine world and, lets face it, as consumers we don’t always take the opportunity to explore what else is out there. Tonight, we’re throwing down the best of the unknown, unpronounceable grapes from around the world. Tickets are $10 with a $5 credit toward featured wines.
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Daou Wine Dinner
6:30PM – 9PM
Ruth’s Chris Steak House – Baltimore – Pier 5
711 Eastern Ave, Baltimore
Join us Thursday, March 30th at 6:30pm for our Ruth’s Taste Maker Dinner featuring Daou Wines. Enjoy 5 delicious courses each paired with Daou wine! $100 per person (plus tax & gratuity)

Secret Supper
7PM – 10PM
Baltimore Sun Media Group
Secret Location
The Baltimore Sun invites you to experience an extraordinary menu at one of the city’s top restaurants’. We just can’t tell you where…yet. Each ticket is all-inclusive. Your four-course meal, specialty cocktail and wine pairings are included in the cost of your ticket including tax and gratuity. We will contact you on the morning of March 30th via e-mail with the venue name and address. Hurry seating is limited. Our 2016 Secret Supper Series was such a success tickets were sold out within two weeks of when each Secret Supper went on sale.
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Pho Eating Competition
7PM – 11PM
Saigon Today
700 S Potomac St, Baltimore
It’s time for our 4th pho eating competition!!!! This one is march madness style so buckle up for the breakdown. 12 team spots. 4 members per team.
ROUND 1 – a “pho cup” each member of the team must eat a small cup of pho as fast as possible. 4 advancing teams.
ROUND 2 – deconstructed pho bowl. Each member eats a different part of pho (the noodles, the broth and the meat) the fourth person chugs a sake bomb. This is a relay style round. 2 advancing teams.
ROUND 3 – the phoritto. each member must eat half of a phoritto
Here’s the twist… Your time from each round is accumulated. so if your lucky enough to advance to next round you will enter it with whatever time you had in the previous round. The 3rd round will be rounds 1 and 2 times combined.
SIDE BETS!!!!!! because time is accumulated, if you are an advancing team and want to knock seconds of your time this is for you! In between each round a single team member or entire team can challenge another advancing team to one of our predetermined mini drinking games. If you win you will either have 5 or 10 seconds deducted from your overall time.
Cost is $60 per team. This includes all food during the competition and any alcohol used in the side bet competitions
ONLY 12 TEAM SPOTS AVAILABLE! These spots will fill fast. We go to a waiting list every competition. Contact Lyndz Gallion, Corey Welling or the restaurant at 4102764888 to reserve your teams spot today!

BIG WORDS – Lorraine Imwold
7PM – 9PM
Ware House 518
518 N Charles St, Baltimore
Featuring Larger than life paintings of her “When you Read you Begin with ABC” series. Lorraine is a self taught Baltimore handcarved print maker. This series focuses on the way we view learning tools, and utilizes old dictionaries to create a new way of thinking about early childhood vocabulary.

Sonnder w/ Samuel Powers, The GoAround and Young Poet
7PM – 11PM
Metro Gallery
1700 N Charles St, Baltimore
Sonnder
Samuel Powers
The GoAround
Young Poet
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Knockout Kid // We Were Sharks // Home Sweet Home // At This Point +1more
7PM – 11PM
TheDepot Baltimore
1728 N Charles St, Baltimore
Knockout Kid returns to Baltimore with We Were Sharks & Home Sweet Home!
Bands Playing:
Knockout Kid (IL)
We Were Sharks (Ontario, Canada)
Home Sweet Home (formerly known as Crunksaurus Rex) (IN)
At This Point (MD)
Paper Trails (MD)

Mayhem: Goodbye July, Arizona Bay, The Revived, RazorbladeSaints
7PM – 12AM
Angels Rock Bar Baltimore
10 Market Pl, Baltimore
Check out some of Baltimore’s most rockin’ bands on the newly renovated stage at Angels Rock Bar Baltimore! FREE TACOS Social Hour 7-8pm!
Goodbye July
Arizona Bay, Tool tribute band
The Revived
Razorblade Saints
Hosted by Kevin Hock  DJed by Matt Davis Sponsored by Charm City Radio!
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Duo Violão Brasil and Simone Baron at Germanos
7;30PM – ?
Germano’s Piattini and Cabaret at Germano’s
300 S High St, Baltimore
On tour from Brazil, internationally reknown Duo Violão Brasil is the result of guitarists Rogério Souza and Edinho Gerber’s reverence for Brazilian guitar, the “violão”, and their desire to explore and expand the musical possibilities of putting two “violões” together. The duo navigates effortlessly through the many styles of 20th century Brazilian popular music while showcasing original works and inventive arrangements. They will be joined by accordionist Simone Baron to present a special program featuring the music of Pixinguinha.
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Viking Moses (& Secret guest) at 3 Miles House!
8PM – 11PM
3 Miles House
2701 Miles Ave, Baltimore
Come to 3 Miles House for an intimate night of rare and beautiful music. Suggesting $5 – 10 donation for the touring acts… stick around after the performances for a karaoke party with the artists!

Album Reveal Show! At Joe Squared
8PM – ?
Joe Squared
33 W North Ave, Baltimore
Why call it a CD release anymore? This night celebrates the release of our new album, “Sleeping with the Lights On.” Best thing we’ve ever done! Join us and Amanda Rogers (Syracuse NY) for an early night of music and complete awesomeness… I may wear my white jacket! Doors at 7, Show at 8:30! Pizza! T-shirts and download cards!

Kizomba – Open Class by Latin Zone
8PM – 9:30PM
Josmarly Cordero / Latin Zone Entertaiment
3500 Boston Street, Ste 228, Baltimore
Open classes are lessons taught to a group of people with different dance experience. Jenna Marie prepares a class that goes from basic movements to a higher level of combinations. The main idea is introducing people the dance, so it can be taken without commitments as a tryout, learning process, or just a class to have fun. $15

Comedy Night Free Featuring Elahe Izadi
8PM – 11PM
The Basement at Ryleigh’s in Mt Vernon
1225 Cathedral Street, Baltimore
Elahe is a Washington, DC-based stand-up comic who was born to Iranian immigrants who owned an Italian restaurant in rural Maryland — so, yeah, there’s a lot happening there. She’s a regular performer at venues throughout the area, having graced the stages of the DC Improv, the Kennedy Center and Lincoln Theatre. She has opened for the likes of W Kamau Bell, Michael Che and Jim Norton, and has appeared on HBO’s “Real Time with Bill Maher.” Elahe Izadi
Fetures: Steph Joyal Mike Smith Bunny Themelis Mike Boyer and Archie Jamieson
Host Mike Quindlen

An Evening with Marc Rizzo of Soulfly
8PM – 12AM
Reverb
2112 N Charles St, Baltimore
Come join us for an evening with Marc Rizzo of Soulfly!
Also Featuring: Berkana
Doors: 8PM Show: 9PM $10 21+

Violent Ripken // Decorum // Unholy Sights // Wipeout
8PM – 12AM
Holy Underground
2021 Maryland Ave, Baltimore
The HU is excited to welcome these four sound-bending crews:
VIOLENT RIPKEN- https://violetripken.bandcamp.com/releases
DECORUM (NYC)- https://decorumnyc.bandcamp.com/
UNHOLY SIGHTS (MD)- garage/punk https://unholysights.bandcamp.com/
WIPEOUT- dreamy sludge https://wipeout.bandcamp.com/releases
Doors at 8pm // Music at 9pm sharp. We ask for a $5 donation at the door. All the proceeds go to the bands.

MOM BABY GOD at Single Carrot
8PM – 9:30PM
Single Carrot Theatre
2600 N Howard St, Baltimore
Take a cupcake, put on a name tag, and prepare to be thrown into the world of the Christian Right, where sexual purity workshops and anti-abortion rallies are sandwiched between karaoke sing-alongs, Christian EDM raves and pro-life slumber parties. An immersive dark comedy about American girl culture in the right-wing, written and performed by Madeline Burrows.
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Horatio Dark’s Between the Lines
8PM – 1AM
The Windup Space
12 W North Ave, Baltimore
It’s nine o’clock. Time to dim the lights, settle in close to your radio and steel your nerves. WIND is taking you on a trip into the realm of the frighting and the bizarre. A trip Between the Lines of Reality with your host, Horatio Dark. We now join the master of the macabre, the antiquarian of the insane, your navigator through the netherworld, Horatio Dark, as he reads between the lines OF REALITY. We’re back on a special night! This month, Horatio Dark’s Between the Lines features stories written by Todd Gardner and Mike Jancz, with new episodes of Bennington Marcus and Rex Pylon and Dot! Also, stay after for karaoke provided by Patrick Storck!

Kim & Miles of Fractal Cat
9PM – 12AM
Rye Fells Point
1639 Thames St, Baltimore
Baltimore’s Fractal Cat writes and performs music influenced by the classic decades of rock ‘n’ roll, from Buddy Holly to Smokey Robinson to Syd Barrett. As a seven-piece cosmic rock ‘n’ roll band with horns and strings, or as an acoustic trio, the band combines multipart harmonies with lyrical themes combining social commentary and mysticism.

Selector Dub Narcotic (Calvin Johnson), Escape-ism & more
9PM – 11PM
Ottobar
2549 N Howard St, Baltimore
Unregistered Nurse Booking presents…
Selector Dub Narcotic (Calvin Johnson, K Records)
Escape-ism (Ian Svenonious)
Flowers 4 vera (new project from Janea Kelly + Lucas Rambo)
at Ottobar Upstairs. 9pm// YE$

A Night of Japanese New Wave and Obscure
10PM – 2AM
The Crown
1910 N Charles St, Baltimore
The Crown presents: A Night of Japanese New Wave and Obscure (Now a recurring monthly event ~ we’re back!) > 3+ hours of Japanese tunes & video projections <
Featuring DJs:
— Ni-kila
— Fun Dad
— Doki Doki Jeff
Crown Backbar

Friday, March 31

Maryland SPCA Day
6AM – 7PM
Tune in to Today’s 101.9 on Friday, March 31 from home, car or office for the first-ever MD SPCA DAY and help jump start the 22nd Annual March for the Animals fundraising efforts for the Maryland SPCA.  Throughout the day from 6 a.m. until 7 p.m. you’ll hear stories about how your support helps close to 15,000 pets a year and thousands of people right here in our community. You can call in your donations 410 235 3490 or go online to donate at http://www.mdspca.org/give.

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Light City
March 31 – April 8
7PM-11PM nightly; open until midnight on Friday and Saturday
Launched by the Baltimore Office of Promotion & The Arts in 2016, Light City Baltimore is the first large-scale, international light festival in the United States. In its first year, Light City welcomed more than 400,000 people over seven nights.
Light City is a free festival that transforms Baltimore with large-scale light installations, performances, music and innovation. Central to Light City is the BGE Light Art Walk along Baltimore’s Inner Harbor, featuring more than 50 attractions including illuminated sculptures, projections, interactive technologies, performances, concerts, food vendors and a children’s area.
Light City’s innovation programming, Labs@LightCity generates an ecosystem of ideas and learning during the day – while lights, performances and live music re-imagine Baltimore at night.
See the Schedule Here!

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4th Annual Edible Book Festival
11AM – 2PM
Decker Library
1401 W Mount Royal Ave, Baltimore
Decker Library’s 4th Annual Edible Book Festival will be held this year on March 31, 2017 from 11a – 2p in the Pinkard Gallery. Submit your entry using this link.
Categories for which prizes will be awarded are:
• Funniest/Pun-niest
• Least Edible
• Most Appetizing
• Best in Show

Blueprints & Bioluminescence Workshop
5PM – 9PM
Strand Theater Company
5426 Harford Rd., Baltimore
Local Baltimore City Master Gardeners of University of Maryland Extensionwill help children create a glowing firefly craft from recycled materials while they teach how these bioluminescent insects use light to communicate. They’ll share simple tips to create a firefly habitat in residential yards to help increase the population of these vulnerable winged beetles. This craft may be carried by children as part of the firefly parade at the FloraLume unveiling party the following evening. Reservations required.
Artist Maura Dwyer will also guide a limited number of community members in creating a unique cyanotype art work celebrating native plants and fireflies to commemorate the FloraLume mural. This workshop is free, but space is limited and requires reservations and arrival at a specific time to participate. 40 people will be able to create a 5″x7″ souvenir and 10 people will be able to create a large poster (limited to one per family). Reserve Here

Beer, Bourbon & BBQ Festival
Friday 6PM – 10PM and Saturday 12PM – 6PM
The Cow Palace – Maryland State Fairgrounds
2200 York Road, Lutherville
• All Guests Receive a Souvenir Glass for Tastings.
• All You Care To Taste Beer and Bourbon Tastings as you stroll from table to table. There are 40 Bourbons and 60 Beers on Tap. Enjoy, but please drink responsibly.
• BBQ Galore! Enjoy the great barbeque selection from our vendors onsite – pulled pork from whole hogs, ribs, brisket, chickens, sausages and all the fixins’ you can imagine. We’ll keep the portions heavy and the prices low.
• Enjoy The Shrine of Swine! The Shrine features pulled pork – right from the source. Pork Worship at its finest!
• ENJOY The Game Area. We’re all experts at cornhole by now – so now get ready to enjoy our new game area – the Cochon Carnival with fun activities to keep everyone challenged.
• Enjoy Seminars in the Tasting Theater with Master Distillers, Brewmasters, and Pit Masters From the Deep South
• Listen To Live Rock & Blues Music and great Bluegrass on The Main Stage
• Browse Cool Exhibits of Brewerania, Hot sauces, bbq accessories, and even a cigar area outside for all guests to enjoy.
Buy Tickets Here

Light City Glow Party Kickoff
6PM – 9PM
Harbor East
Where President Street Meets Aliceanna St, Baltimore
Join us to celebrate the 2nd Annual Light City Festival the evenings of March 31st and April 8th to kick off the festivities and go out with a bang! Each night enjoy live music, glow-in-the-dark giveaways, and street-side bars hosted by Harbor East restaurants (complete with LED light-up cups to get into the “spirit” of Light City!). Stop by pre or post your Light Art Walk tour for a little extra fun. #LightItUpat Harbor East’s Glow Party!
Kick-Off on March 31st:
– DJ Agent Max
– Street-Side Bars by Loch Bar & James Joyce Irish Pub
Finale on April 8th:
– Live Music by funktronic band Fake Flowers Real Dirt
– Street-Side Bars by Roy’s Baltimore & Bond Street Social
Plus each night of the festival, park, dine and begin your Light Art Walk tour at Harbor East with 5 on-site light installations, a Brilliant Baltimore light display over Aliceanna Street, and various Light City shopping specials and unique dining experiences.

BBP: Light Up the Night!
6:30PM – 12AM
St. Mary’s Park
600 N Paca St, Baltimore
Light City Baltimore starts the same day as the ride and handily fits into one of the brightest themes of the year, so we decided to up the wattage with this classic theme. Ok, ok, we’ll extinguish the puns. Pull out your bike lights. Your neon. Your electroluminescent wires, fun tire lights, and glowsticks. Whether it’s your bike or you, it’s the time to be flashy and bright ‘cause we’re lighting up the night! This month’s ride will try to hit up as many Light City lights as we can, including the neighborhood installation in our after party location- Waverly (we’re partnering with Waverly Main Street this month). Peabody Heights Brewery, LLC will provide their excellent brews. Meet at 6:30 p.m. Ride at 7 p.m. More info to come. Shine on, friends.

March Metal Mayhem: Corpse Hoarder/Throne of Botis
7PM – 12AM
TheDepot Baltimore
1728 N Charles St, Baltimore
Corpse Hoarder comes back to Baltimore to melt some faces! Join Brute Force & Corpse Hoarder for a night of brutal death metal. 21+ $10
Bands playing:
Corpse Hoarder (PA)
Throne Of Botis (VA)
Salem (PA)
Gorebore (MD)
Earthworm Von Doom (MD)

Half Waif, Sitcom & Wae at Downsquares
7PM – 11PM
Downsquares
33 W. North Ave, Baltimore
Unregistered Nurse Booking presents…
Half Waif (NY, Cascine Records)
Sitcom
Wae
Buy Tickets Here

Light City Tall Ship Night!
7PM – 9PM
Visiting tall ship, Sørlandet, located at the Inner Harbor, West Wall, 301 Light Street
Join us for Sail Baltimore’s Tall Ship Night, a dockside celebration of the opening night of Light City on Friday, March 31 from 7pm to 9pm. Enjoy this unique opportunity to experience Light City’s opening night parade along the Inner Harbor promenade from the decks of Norway’s beautiful visiting tall ship, Sørlandet, located at the Inner Harbor, West Wall, 301 Light Street. Catering will be provided by Atlantic Caterers and dress is business casual. Tickets are $100 each, with proceeds going to benefit Sail Baltimore and our free, maritime program educating the public and youth of our community. Come out and light up the city with Sail Baltimore!
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VENT! Primetime at Ottobar
7:30PM – 9PM
Ottobar
2549 N Howard St, Baltimore
Come on out to VENT! at Ottobar, where we take your personal struggles and make them public. The rest of the world may not care about your meaningless problems, but we do. Hosted by amateur therapists and professional ranters Stephen Nicks and Max Rosenblum. Plus Perth O’Duibhdiorma, Steven Chen, and Chase Jeter. Guest comedians include Mike Quindlen, Kimberly Ambrose, and Pierre Bennu.
Free show. Donations accepted. Doors open at 6:00 p.m. Show starts at 7:30 p.m.

Baltimore Bike Party – AFTER Party!
8PM – 11PM
432 E 32nd St, Baltimore
Celebrate the kick-off of Neighborhood Lights with Baltimore Bike Party! Music, a photobooth and beer from Peabody Heights Brewery, LLC!

Party with a Purpose
8PM – 11PM
Zen West
5916 York Rd, Baltimore
Hey Folks! The Muds are putting together a fundraiser to raise money for PPM. ss needs. Plus who can resist good music, dancing, food, and booze! 100% of our ticket proceeds will go directly to PPM. We are seeking sponsors to help fund our event expenses and meet our $10,000 goal! We are already at $4,000 with sponsorships.
Your ticket includes: Delicious Tex-Mex fare, beer, wine, Margaritas, and non-alcohol beverages with Music by local bands the Mudrocks, and the Forgery. We look forward to your participation to make a difference!
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Born This Way w/LADIES JAM!
8PM – 10:30PM
Zissimos Bar
1023 W 36th St, Baltimore
Acts: Dream Spooners, Ladies All Stars, OLGA, Samantha Kelly, Bunny Themelis PLUS BONUS LADIES IMPROV JAM! Host: Bunny Themelis
Welcome to the era of the woman! The best and brightest stars in comedy today are women, and we’ve got our own to showcase here in Charm City. Tonight, ladies get in formation center stage, starting with standup from our favorite host Bunny Themelis and the hilarious Samantha Kelly. Then, we’ll cozy up to some improv with resident duo OLGA and Project Ladies All Stars. After the break, DC’s Dream Spooners will pamper you with their ‘prov before we soak in a nice warm ladies improv jam – when anyone can play! This show is $5 cash at the door or online through Eventbrite through 7:30 PM. This show is produced by Megan Wills and Charm City Comedy Projectupstairs at Zissimos Bar in Hampden.

Virginia Creep, Asthma Castle, The Rememberables, Drugs of faith
8PM – 12AM
The Sidebar
218 E Lexington St, Baltimore
Virginia Creep
Asthma Castle
The Rememberables
Drugs of Faith
$10 under 21, $12 for 21 and over.

James Brown Dance Party
8PM – 1:30AM
The 8×10
10 E Cross St, Baltimore
The James Brown Dance Party – The funkiest all-star tribute in show business at The 8×10. James Brown Dance Party line-up: The Chase Brothers, Elise Testone (American Idol), Mousey Thompson (James Brown), Adam Dotson (Rubblebucket), Chris Bullock (Snarky Puppy), Josh Myers (Sister Sparrow & The Dirty Birds), Patrick Rainey( The Bridge), and Mark Ingraham ( DJ Williams).
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Glitterati Does Broadway – a Drag Show
8PM – 12AM
The Basement at Ryleigh’s in Mt Vernon
1225 Cathedral Street, Baltimore
A night of classic Broadway hits performed by your favorite cast of characters: Jezzi Bell Devine, Justin Sane, Dee A. Diamond, Anita Minett, Mara Diamond, and Betty o’hellno.

SUPER CITY, SOUL CANNON, LETTERS TO NEPAL
9PM – ?
The Windup Space
12 W North Ave, Baltimore
Letters to Nepal (down tempo, chill-wave) is on tour from NY!!!! Joining them are Baltimore’s own Super City and Soul Cannon. $10 at the door
Letters to Nepal: facebook.com/letterstonepalmusic
Soul Cannon: facebook.com/Soul-Cannon-25422798631/
Super City: facebook.com/supercitymusic/

Black Masala & Rufus Roundtree and Da B’more Brass Factory at Ottobar
9PM – 1:30AM
Ottobar
2549 N Howard St, Baltimore
Don’t miss the Ottobar”s BRASS, BASS, & BEATS PARTY! featuring Black Masala, Rufus Roundtree and Da B’more Brass Factory, & special guest DJ LANDIS EXPANDIS! Tickets on sale now! Get ready to dance at this “Gypsy-BaltiGras- Funk-n-Soul” Throwdown!
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The Supreme Imperial Reunion
9PM – 2AM
The Crown
1910 N Charles St, Baltimore
The Black Arts Social Club Presents: The Supreme Imperial Reunion! Featuring D.J. Destar WSK!

Strange Attractor w/ Daisy Castro at 13.5%
9:30PM – 12:30AM
13.5% Wine Bar
1117 W 36th St, Baltimore
Come out for a FREE night of music featuring Strange Attractor and friends with Daisy Castro at 13.5% Wine Bar. Count Scotchula and Alexander’s Dark Rainbow will be performing first. We’re super excited to once again merge sounds with our long lost gypsy sister Daisy Castro, who just returned from manoucheing around Europe. You won’t want to miss it!

Conor Brendan & (some of) The Wild Hunt
10PM – 1AM
Rye Fells Point
1639 Thames St, Baltimore

Saturday, April 1

The Emporiyum Baltimore
10AM – 4PM
Former Best Buy
600 E Pratt Street 3rd Floor, Baltimore
MEET. EAT. SHOP. Grab all your savvy foodie friends and join us for this one-of-a-kind hybrid food marketplace and festival featuring the tastiest treats from the local Mid-Atlantic and around the country. Discover delicious foods and purchase thoughtful gifts and top-quality products from a lineup of artisans you won’t find anywhere else. There’ll be tunes from a DJ, plus sips and samples. Check out our website to learn about past events and see when we announce new vendors.
Buy Tickets Here

Baltimore Contemporary Print Fair
10AM – 8PM
The Baltimore Museum of Art
10 Art Museum Dr, Baltimore
Presented by the BMA’s Print, Drawing & Photograph Society. Meet printers, gallerists, and BMA curators while browsing limited editions, drawings, single prints, and photographs at the Baltimore Contemporary Print Fair, named Best Art Sale by Baltimore Magazine.
Buy Tickets Here

13th Annual Privateer Festival
10AM – 7PM
Fell’s Point Main Street
1632 Aliceanna Street, Baltimore
Set a course for Fell’s Point to join the festivities of the 13th annual Privateer Festival. The weekend of April 1st & 2nd 2017 will host a a full scale land invasion of living history, music, dance, kid’s activities, arts, crafts, food and libations.

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Fairy Tale Extravaganza
10AM – 3PM
Maryland Historical Society
201 W Monument St, Baltimore
Join us for the kick off of the 15th Annual Fairy Tale Festival: crafts, magic, face painting, and lots of fairy tale fun for the whole family. Dress up like a prince or princess and get your photo taken on our royal throne.

Offline series #5 – Gose O’s
11AM – 3PM
DuClaw Brewing Co.
8901 Yellow Brick Rd, Baltimore
Join us April 1st for the 5th edition of our Offline Series, and a pre-opening day celebration in honor of our beloved Orioles kicking off their 2017 season. We’ll be releasing ‘GOSE O’s’ a salty sweet combination of fresh cantaloupe and black lava sea salt. It’s no mistake that the two main ingredients in this delicious brew are Orange and Black. So step up to the plate with us at our brewery on the 1st and swig away.

Stories in Plastic
12PM – 4PM
American Visionary Art Museum
800 Key Hwy, Baltimore
Be amazed by plastic trash: the colorful thermoplastic junk of our throwaway culture! Meet the collaborative team behind One Plastic Beach (beachplastic.com) and make your own artful arrangement of plastic in the AVAM gallery. The Lang’s will be bringing their rainbow collection of plastic, salvaged from the shores of the Pacific Ocean, to Baltimore’s Inner Harbor. Each bit of plastic has a story to tell! Snap a pic of your colorful junk collage to post on Facebook & Instagram. Plus, we’ll print a photograph of your arrangement to take with you. Free with museum admission.

Thrive Vegan Marketplace
12PM – 6PM
Thrive Baltimore
6 E. Lafayette Avenue, Baltimore
Mark your Calendar. April 1st Thrive Baltimore will be hosting its first vegan marketplace. Clothing, jewelry, art and food vendors will be there to fulfill all your vegan shopping needs. This is a free event.

Windmills International Dance Festival
12PM- 6:30PM
Lithuanian Hall
851 Hollins St, Baltimore
Carpathia will perform two shows at the upcoming Windmills International Dance Festival in Baltimore! Stick around between our shows for other fantastic dance groups and great food. The festival will conclude with a social dance after the finale.
1 PM – Macedonian & Roma/Gypsy Dances
5 PM – Romanian Dances, followed by Kalinka Ensemble Russian Dances, Carpathia Ukrainian Dances & a joint friendship finale that will conclude at 6:15 PM
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2017 Baltimore Drone Prix hosted by Open Works
1PM – 4PM
Open Works
1400 Greenmount Ave, Baltimore
Join us on Saturday, April 1st at 12 noon for the 2017 Baltimore Drone Prix, hosted by Open Works! What is Drone Racing? ‘FPV stand for ‘First Person View’. Drone racers wear wireless goggles that display a live video feed from a camera mounted to the front of a drone. It’s like a real-life video game!  We will be constructing an enclosed course complete with obstables and LED lights for a fun racing experience. The event will be open to experienced drone pilots as well as beginners. There will be plenty of free activities for youth and families. Come out and enjoy one of the fastest growing sports in the world!
Register Here

Mount Vernon Marketplace Hosts Official Emporiyum After Party!
5PM – ?
Mount Vernon Marketplace
520 Park Ave, Baltimore
We are proud to be the OFFICIAL AFTERPARTY of Emporiyum! The Emporiyum is a one-of-a-kind food marketplace featuring the tastiest treats from around the country (remind you of anywhere?!). After you finish exploring Emporiyum, come on over for drinks & specials here at the Mount Vernon Marketplace.

FloraLume Unveiling Party
6PM – 10PM
4500 Harford Rd, Baltimore
Bring your family to the unveiling of FloraLume, our Light City Neighborhood Lights  project. This colorful, glowing mural from local artist Maura Dwyer celebrates native plants and the diversity of Hamilton-Lauraville. Watch it transform at sunset under dancing ultraviolet lights. Entertainment includes music from DJ Landis Expandis, a performance from Baltimore Dance Crews Project, and performers from Baltimore Hoop Love. Children’s activities include an illuminated firefly parade with children wearing the costumes they created earlier in the week at workshops at local businesses  and a seed-starting craft to grow a flower featured in the mural. Art produced by local children and teens that relates to the mural theme will be projected as a slideshow on the side of the building. Food will be provided by local businesses, with a focus on signature dishes. Special diets including vegan and gluten-free will be accommodated. Other local vendors will provide light-themed items (like illuminated accessories for people and pets) as well as handmade crafts.

“PICTURES UP” Opening Reception
6PM – 10PM
StillPointe Theatre
1825 N Charles St, Baltimore
PICTURES UP” Recent paintings by: Alix Tobey Southwick. Inspired by motion pictures and television. Show runs April 1st through May 13th, 2017

The Sentinel of Baltimore’s Harbor: Fort McHenry
6PM – 8PM
Fort McHenry National Monument & Historic Shrine
2400 E Fort Ave, Baltimore
On Saturday, April 1st, 2017 Fort McHenry will offer special evening tours as part of the Light City Baltimore Festival. Visitors are invited to experience over 200 years of history and learn how Fort McHeny has watched over the city and her port through special living history presentations and a guided candlelight tour. Evening tours will run every 10 minutes starting at 6:00 p.m.and concluding at 8:00 p.m.
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Light Night Canton
6PM – 10PM
Dypski Park
1225 S Ellwood Ave, Baltimore
A free interactive night of light, music and family fun! In celebration with Light City Baltimore 2017, Light Night Canton will feature the interactive sculpture “bMORE Bridges of Peace”, music by DJ Stylo of mGrooves Entertainment, a lighted costume contest & parade, surprise performers, kid’s crafts and more.

Light City Baltimore Cruises
7PM – 9:30PM
Watermark Cruises at Baltimore Inner Harbor
561 Light St, Baltimore
Light City Baltimore will paint Baltimore with light. Get out on the water during the festival! We’ll have special light themed surprises on board including a light themed playlist, light up beverages and a boat that’s lit…literally! Take in this exciting festival from a different perspective, cruise on a yacht. Annapolitan II has both interior and exterior viewing options, comfortable open seating and a full bar on board. 60 minute evening cruises around the Baltimore Inner Harbor during this exciting event. Cruises depart at 7 & 8:30 pm on April 1, 2, 7 and 8.
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Rye Rocks at the Walters
7PM – 10PM
The Walters Art Museum
600 N Charles St, Baltimore
Back by popular demand! Join us for this special cocktail party, named a 2016 “Best of Baltimore” winner by Baltimore Magazine for “Best Party for a Cause.” Enjoy hand-crafted rye whiskeys and inventive rye cocktails mixed by your favorite Baltimore bartenders. The evening also includes hearty fare, beer, and wine, all-inclusive with your ticket.
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Square Dance
7:30PM – ?
432 E 32nd St, Baltimore
Square Dance Party with the Iron Leg Boys and calling by Hannah Johnson – no experience needed! Brought to you by Baltimore Office of Promotion & The Arts and Light City – A Festival of Light, Music and Innovation

April Fools Day Party at Ottobar with Friends
7:45PM – 1:30AM
Ottobar
2549 N Howard St, Baltimore
We’re back at our favorite venue in Baltimore and we’re bringing our friends with us:
The Milestones www.milestonesofficial.com
Luna June (Baltimore)
The Fun Boys (Frederick)
Copper Marmalade (Baltimore)
Stevie Matthews’ Analog Kids (Baltimore)
Buy Tickets Here

Nightly Moment: Parade of Fools
8PM – 9PM
Maryland Science Center
601 Light St, Baltimore
On the evening of April Fool’s Day, be a part of the Light City Parade of Fools featuring Baltimore’s largest kazoo band and the April Fool’s Hats Brigade. All Nightly Moments start at the Maryland Science Center and end at Harbor East.

Folkal Point: Honey Dewdrops
8PM – 10PM
An die Musik
409 N Charles St, Baltimore
In the summer of 2014, after a long stretch of living on the road, performing and writing across the U.S., Americana songwriters and Virginia natives Laura Wortman and Kagey Parrish, collectively known as THE HONEY DEWDROPS, decided to settle down in Baltimore, MD. And so the couple took their experiences on the road, and dug in to write and record their fourth album, TANGLED COUNTRY, in their new home. It’s a beautiful and engaging take on modern American roots music and the first album of theirs entirely written, arranged, and recorded in one place; a testament to the power of home.

Saturday Anightilation
8PM – 10:30PM
Zissimos Bar
1023 W 36th St, Baltimore
Acts: Championship Arm Wrestling, Michael Moran, Michael Furr, Archie Jamieson, Jesse Cumor, Wendy Stewart, Dan Marse-Kapr, Xavier Montes,Chris Hudson
Host: Chris Hudson
We’ll open the show with some thundering standup from host Chris Hudson and several local comedians before launching into a set from our featured comic Mike Moran. Afterwards, long-running improv/sketch hybrid Championship Arm Wrestling takes the stage. Get your ticket to access the complex world of Baltimore’s only arm wrestling league! $5 cash only at the door, or purchase tickets online up until 7:30 PM the night of the show. This show is presented by Charm City Comedy Project upstairs at Zissimos Bar in Hampden.

Art Exhibition by Armen Baboom
8PM – ?
Reverb
2112 N Charles St, Baltimore
The painting and drawing exhibition of Armen Baboom. The opening night of the exhibition will be on Saturday, April 1st and run through the month of April.
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Reagan Cats ~ Dear Tracks ~ Young Scum ~ Tigerer
8PM – 12AM
The Windup Space
12 W North Ave, Baltimore
reagan cats (baltimore) www.reagancats.bandcamp.com
dear tracks (grand rapids, michigan) www.deartracks.bandcamp.com
young scum (RVA) www.youngscum.bandcamp.com
tigerer (baltimore) www.tigerer.bandcamp.com

Fake Flowers Real Dirt/Spirit Parade/Backbeat Underground Live!
8:30PM – 12AM
Mobtown Ballroom
861 Washington Blvd, Baltimore
Diff’rent Strokes: A Celebration of Diversity
Fake Flowers Real Dirt
Spirit Parade
Backbreat Underground
Three of Baltimore’s best bands are coming together to give you a full night of soulful funk. The bar will be open and the music will make you want to dance.

Love Conquers Ball tour hits Baltimore
9PM – 1AM
The Sidebar
218 E Lexington St, Baltimore
The Holographic Sticker Club
Coolzey
LucioPro

FMG – Live at Ryleigh’s Oyster
9PM – 1AM
Ryleigh’s Oyster Mount Vernon
1225 Cathedral St, Baltimore
Funk Master General will bring the funk to Ryleigh’s for an evening of great music from the New Orleans traditions including the Meters, Galactic, Dr. John and originals!

Distinguished Gentlemen & The Get Smart
9PM – 12AM
Mums
1132 S Hanover St, Baltimore
That good ol’ rock and roll with shots of EVIL will get them demons running and the witches dancing- Distinguished Gentlemen are back at Mums! This time we’re ready to tear the roof down with our brothers The Get Smart. Ain’t no foolin- let’s rock.

My Super Sweet 16 w/ DJ Logicoma / Ayaka’s Birthday Party
9PM – 2AM
The Crown
1910 N Charles St, Baltimore
You NO LONGER have to live vicariously through MTV to experience the best sweet 16 EVER… Ayaka turns 16(+5) and invites you to get down in Crown Town to celebrate!
~Dress up in super sweet 16 attire
~DJ LOGICOMA back from his Euro Tour!!
~Photo booth
~FREE TIARAS (limited quantity)
~always top notch Crown cocktails!!

Speakeasy Saturday with Rufus Roundtree
10PM – 1AM
Rye Fells Point
1639 Thames St, Baltimore
NOLA Brass at it’s finest! Formally trained musicians, Rufus Roundtree and Da B’More Brass Factory infuse the essence of the New Orleans brass band sound that defines the mardi gras experience with a hometown contemporary flare; recreating versions of R&B and hip-hop songs with funk, neo-soul and jazz elements… guaranteed to keep the crowd dancing. This is not the traditional band, this is truly an invigorating experience.

Sunday, April 2

Beats & Brunch with DJ JBomb
9AM – 2PM
Mother’s Federal Hill Grille
1113 S Charles St, Baltimore
Join us on April 2 for an epic BEATS & BRUNCH with DJ J Bomb! $20 AUCD beer, Bloody Mary’s & Mimosas. All u can drink!!

The Emporiyum Baltimore
10AM – 4PM
Former Best Buy
600 E Pratt Street 3rd Floor, Baltimore
MEET. EAT. SHOP. Grab all your savvy foodie friends and join us for this one-of-a-kind hybrid food marketplace and festival featuring the tastiest treats from the local Mid-Atlantic and around the country. Discover delicious foods and purchase thoughtful gifts and top-quality products from a lineup of artisans you won’t find anywhere else. There’ll be tunes from a DJ, plus sips and samples. Check out our website to learn about past events and see when we announce new vendors.
Buy Tickets Here

Baltimore Contemporary Print Fair
10AM – 6PM
The Baltimore Museum of Art
10 Art Museum Dr, Baltimore
Presented by the BMA’s Print, Drawing & Photograph Society. Meet printers, gallerists, and BMA curators while browsing limited editions, drawings, single prints, and photographs at the Baltimore Contemporary Print Fair, named Best Art Sale by Baltimore Magazine.
Buy Tickets Here

13th Annual Privateer Festival
10AM – 7PM
Fell’s Point Main Street
1632 Aliceanna Street, Baltimore
Set a course for Fell’s Point to join the festivities of the 13th annual Privateer Festival. The weekend of April 1st & 2nd 2017 will host a a full scale land invasion of living history, music, dance, kid’s activities, arts, crafts, food and libations.

Sunday Bender – Brag Brunch
11:30AM – 5:30PM
El Bufalo Tequila Bar & Kitchen
2921 O’Donnell St, Baltimore
Shows have started getting crazy over here at El Bufalo so we are bringing you double the pleasure, double the fun with 2 shows on Sunday!! We have the first show starting promptly at 12 for brunch! Followed by a late lunch show at 3pm!
Why cease your weekend adventure after Saturday night? Bring on your Sunday Bender with some of Baltimore’s most exhilarating female impersonators. El Bufalo presents to you Sunday Bender: a Drag Brunch with your Hostess, the human cannonball of filth and glitter, Bambi Galore! Come to El Bufalo to taste the spicy while watching the hottest Drag Queens in Baltimore perform before your very eyes.
Come see the incredible talents of: Siren Kelly, Erica St. Michaels, Dee Dee Dereon, and a special guest appearance by Kandi Pop.
Bottomless Mimosas, Tequila Sunrises, & Bloody Marys available to keep your Spirits High! You can get down with them starting as early as 10 am! All ages are welcome but only those who are legal may imbibe in the delicious selection of cocktails and beers served here. And remember, we are queens so while you can bring the little ones, this isn’t going to be PG, ok? Email elbufaloevents@gmail.com to make a reservation.

Something Shady W / Andrew McCallum
12PM – 3PM
Trinacria Ristorante & Bar
111 W Centre St, Baltimore
We are playing a little earlier then usual , ( O.K. , a Lot earlier ) by request of those that don’t get out at our usual time . This is family event , all are welcome . There will be some great Italian Brunch specials . The staff, food and drinks are fantastic . Please , grab some friends and family and enjoy a Shady Afternoon .

Spring Bling: The Battle in Brew Valley
12PM – 5PM
Birroteca
1520 Clipper Road, Baltimore
Join us on Sunday, April 2, from 12pm-5pm, as we celebrate Spring with a family friendly outdoor event to raise money for Moveable Feast and the Fierce Chicks Rock bike team. This event will feature six different restaurants, each paired with a different brewery or distillery, for a friendly cook-off style competition. The only requirement is that the restaurant must use one of the beverages from their partner in the dish they will be serving that day. we will also have fun things to do for the whole family, including: live music, corn hole, ladder ball, bear pong, face painting, a photo booth, and more!! we will also have a special pop up shop and the Taharka Brothers ice cream truck. 10% of all sales from the day will be donated to Moveable Feast and Fierce Chicks Rock. Food and beverage tickets will be available for $5 each at the event, or get a VIP wristband online for $55, which includes unlimited sampling of the featured food and beverages for the duration of the event.

Waverly-Checkerspot Collaboration Saison Release
12PM – 7PM
Waverly Brewing Company
1625 Union Ave, Baltimore
Come on our for the FIRST EVER Checkerspot Brewing beer release brewed in collaboration with and at Waverly Brewing! We came together to create a saison with local rye from Dark Cloud Malthouse and chamomile from Zensations in Hampden. The product was Lovechild! The beer will be available on draft, in a cask and a limited release of 75 bottles (750ml) will also be available. Come on out and celebrate our first collaboration!!

FOOD, From Crisis to Innovative Delight!
12:30PM – 4:30PM
American Visionary Art Museum
800 Key Hwy, Baltimore
Join us for a full afternoon of learning and amazement at AVAM’s free annual public conference, sponsored by The Reva and David Logan Foundation. In compliment to our latest thematic exhibition, Yummm! The History, Fantasy, and Future of FOOD, our 2017 conference will explore agricultural sustainability and sanctity; visionary ideas as to the enhanced future of food; and great take home information for better nutrition, fitness and well-being. Jim Rouse Visionary Center, 3rd floor. FREE to the public but please RSVP.

Best Next Steps/Activism 101
4PM – 6PM
The Windup Space
12 W North Ave, Baltimore
How do you make change as a citizen and how do you elect officials that represent the change you want made? How do you best exercise political influence as an individual citizen? Here’s an opportunity to hear from a panel of politicians, activists, and journalists face-to-face to get a better sense of what works and what doesn’t.

Russell Kirk & The Path
5PM – 8PM
Single Carrot Theatre
2600 N Howard St, Baltimore
Join us for the next installment of SCT’s All That Jazz Series! Russell Kirk & The Path will be playing two sets.
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Nightly Moment: Light It Up BLUE Parade
8PM – 9PM
Maryland Science Center
601 Light St, Baltimore
Come for the parade and stay for the lights! Please join us as Light City recognizes World Autism Awareness Day with the Light it UP Blue Parade. Join our friends from Kennedy Krieger Institute and others who work with individuals and families in the autism community, in our colorful, fun parade that starts just behind the Science Center at Rash Field. Wear blue to show your support for autism awareness, research, education and treatment and come on out! There will be music, lights and fun!

Kevin Morby & Waxahatchee w/ Mary Lattimore
8PM – 11PM
Creative Alliance
3134 Eastern Ave, Baltimore
Unregistered Nurse Booking presents…
KEVIN MORBY and Waxahatchee w Mary Lattimore – Harpist
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Marissa Nadler w/ The Holy Circle at Metro Gallery
8PM – 12AM
Metro Gallery
1700 N Charles St, Baltimore
Marissa Nadler with the The Holy Circle
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Darsombra / Dark Water Transit / Rope Trick
8PM – 12AM
The Crown
1910 N Charles St, Baltimore
Darsombra
Dark Water Transit
Rope Trick

Enjoy!

– Lindsey

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